Another Elmer Jr. occurance. I took off my socks and put them on my bed... And when I went to retrieve them, one sock was gone. It just vanished! I have yet to find it...

Elmer JR?

I think that our dear ghost Elmer may have duplicated, or had a child, while he was a resident in our household. Because slowly... ever so slowly... strange things have been occurring in the home, even after Elmer had evacuated the premises. Things like my ipod disappearing off it's dock in the night, and being found on the bathroom counter in the morning, my laptop turning on and off at random intervals, and cereal boxes turning up in my room. There will be an immediate investigation.

Subaru

Dear bee,
Remember that time when you enthusiastically complimented that boy's Subaru??

"What did you say about my Subaru?" "I said swift! Swift as in sweet! Sweet Subaru! Sweet, swift! Swift Subaru, sweet, swift Subaru! Swift Subaru!!"

Hahaha, good times...

Love, Emmy.

Lately I've been saying every man I see is hot. This is not so. Here is a list of people who I think are legitimately hot.

1. Josh Groban
2. James McAvoy
3. James Marsden
4. Matthew McFadden
5. Marisa McInnes-Taylor
6. Ryan Reynolds
7. Ben Barnes
8. Taylor Lautner

People of the Park

I would like to discuss this mans outfit. First of all, this is an actual outfit worn by an actual man and Disney California Adventure. Second of all, no, I am not joking. Third, yes, I did follow this man and take pictures of his outfit. Lets start with the pants. This is something I would expect to see in South Africa. Cottony balloon pants that should have been burned in the 1960s. Then we have the blue and pink pinstripe button up worn under a black and red plaid vest. Wrong. Just plain wrong. This is people in the park. How I wish I were kidding.

OHHH SHNNAAAP

I'm watching Eclipse.

My darling sister

My dear young sister has some fantastic quotes. She doesn't even realize they are funny. In fact, they are supposed to be very serious and even insulting. These are my two current favorites:

"There is more to life then pancakes!!"

"Rudeness comes in big packages!"

"No! Don't put it on the blob!" (This isn't so recent... but I thought it was relevant, since here I am, blobbing about her.)

The top two were both directed towards Dallon... does that mean that he is a big package full of pancakes?

"A date which will live in infamy"

Today is the 69th anneversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. In case you weren't aware...

Music Lesson

Inspired by: Le Vent du Nord

http://www.leventdunord.com/

check it out :)

Item #1

The hurdy-gurdy!

This instrument is awesome. You turn a little wheel, and it mechanically plays the four little strings. It is just cool. and medieval.

Item #2

The bouzouki!

Pronounced BA-ZOO-KEY! The instrument is weird, but the name is awesome. (That's mainly why I chose these instruments anyway...) It's a member of the "long-neck lute" family, which also sounds funny.

That's all the items.......

But another guy plays the accordian, and another plays the foot percussion. They are pretty much... awesome.

Bee's 5 rules for a healthy, happy life

1. Never let a woman drive a forklift.
2. Never wear velor track pants with words on the butt if you are over 11 years of age.
3. Never eat meat your aren't sure of. E.g. If it's supposedly turkey but smells like ham and looks like ham.
4. Always wear a clean shirt to work.
5. Check the labels people, check your labels.

Shopping guide- a replay of last Christmas

Animal Cruelty. Once you shave its mid-section and force it to kiss you on the lips, you can further humiliate your harmless captive with the East Side Collection Christmas Holiday Pom Pom Sweater Knit Snowflake Dog Dress. There's also a hood if you really want to do it in.

Human cruelty. If your dog was your master, this is what he'd dress you in. Sweet revenge. This adult Christmas tree costume comes with two gift boxes. People will be disappointed when they unwrap them and find your feet. (If you could see the whole image, you would see that your "shoes" are really gift boxes).

Obamanta. This is kind of awesome. Can you imagine what an Eisenhower Santa would go for these days?

One Christmas morning scenario sweater. A personal favorite. Not everyones Christmas mornings look like this sweater, thanks to family feuding and general Christmas eve debauchery. But it's nice to be optimistic.

The candyman. First of all, its velour. That should sell you right there. But strung with "faux" wrapped candy? Yes please. (Again, I appologize for the itty-bitty images)

If my computer was intelligent, you would be viewing a much larger version of this sweater, two candles in the wind. Although it's hard to tell, this is not your ordinary Christmas sweater. Not only is there a 3 pound Santa head (2 pounds of which are
beard) but there are built in candlestick holders on each sleeve. Using them is not recommended.

Just imagine, this handmade cardigan with attached turtleneck and various dust-bunnies collected by a team of roving house-cats, could be yours!

Oh my Harry Potter

Harry Potter has been a very pervasive and crucial element of my childhood. There isn't a book I haven't read, a movie I haven't watched, a premiere I haven't attended. I was even into the whole Harry Potter trading card thing. It's been my life. So needless to say I'm a little, nay, a lot devastated that this series has come to an end on the big screen. It is safe to say however, that Harry will always live on in my heart. In honor of my infatuation I've collected a few pictures over the years.








So after years of holding on to the wizarding world it may be time for me to let go. After all they say if you love something you'll set it free. Or maybe not because really, that's not even feasible. Who lets something like Harry go? I'll love you forever Harry Potter. Forever and Always. And I'll still put your movie soundtrack on repeat.

What happened to your smile?

I don't really know why, but I enjoy these faces. They are so effortless. I often wish my smile could be like the smiles of these animals. No one would ever wonder what happened to my smile! Cause it'd be the bomb smile!

For Ye Elderly

Social Security scam robs elderly by convincing them they are dead.

A new scam preys on the elderly by informing them that they have died and instructing them to reroute their social security checks to the "department of the dead."

www.theonion.com/video/social-security-scam-elderly-by-convincing-th,18377/

Keep in mind that this is a very reliable news source.

Hello

I am back with a fiery vengeance. Its been quite sometime since I blogged last so I have put a great amount of thought into what I should blog about this time. What I have come up with is a list of 5 of the strangest hobbies to have ever graced the human world. There are as follows:

1. Playing dead.
Ok this computer is being retarded and won't post an image but there is this dude name Chuck Lamb (yes that is his actual name) who likes to pose himself as a dead person, take pictures and then post them online. For more information look up the Dead Body Guy.

2. Appearing in the background on TV
Check out the creeper in the back. He's from London.

3. Giving money away to random strangers.

4. Mooing.

"When it comes to mooing, 10-year-old Austin Siok is an expert. The Dyer Intermediate School fifth-grader won an annual mooing contest at the Wisconsin State Fair because he sounded more like a real cow than the other about 80 contest participants. Austin has mooed a lot since kindergarten and said he started doing it even more this summer after his family read about a mooing contest at the Racine County Fair and decided to enter Austin."

5. Grooming Dogs

There you have it. 5 really random hobbies. When you find yourself a little bored on the next rainy day consider picking up one of these tasty tidbits!

hi.

I just got back from California yesterday. I had a wonderful visit with bee, and some wonderful visits with the disney crew. I would now like to go back. now.

hey hey hey

Hilo. my computer is dead again and so I am writing this on a stolen computer. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew I wasnt dead.

What NOT to wear...

While pregnant...
unless you're Big Bird...

To the Prom...

While wrestling an alligator...

While hunting...

To the Renaissance fair...

on your wedding day...

to the beach...

heartattack... on a bun

This makes Phil's mouth water. It made me vomit a little.

oh ye hypnotist

Today I had the pleasure of walking all the way from my high school to the middle school to meet my mother there. For those of you who may not know, it's all the way across town. Anyway as I was walking down the street I unsuspectingly ran into some strange man who was speaking a different language to himself and smoking... at the same time. It was quite muffled. That's why I do not know his language. Anyway I continued down the street and I was followed by this man. He then started singing crazy songs... He got up really close to me and sang... to me. I'm pretty sure it was a song that was supposed to throw me into a stupor and put me unto some sort of trance. Neither of those things occurred... mostly because he was very out of tune. It was a fun experience to be serenaded though.

the life and times.

I am a domestic goddess! I just made 4 dozen cupcake shaped treats that include cupcakes themselves and blueberry muffins. Up next: coffee cake muffins. THEN: cleaning! that's next on this domestics list, cleaning the apartamento para inspections tomorrow because my roommates are super lame and not here! yep. cleaning and baking away. I'm such a great great person. Haha also funny story. Today I was sitting at the bus stop while it was pouring down rain and at this specific bus stop a rando homeless dude just chills with his shopping cart pretty much always. And he also talks to himself non-stop. He pretty much just blabbers on and on and on. Sooo anyways, today some visitors from the Philippines were sitting next to me asking me how public transportation works. All of the sudden this homeless dude stands up and goes "JUST LIKE IN THE CARTOONS WHEN THE CHARACTERS HEAD DOES THIS!!!" and then sat down again. Poor visiting Filipinos now scared for life. however, I must add that is relatively normal for that man. He's a strange one. Gotta love Anaheim.

oh hair.

I have a dilemma. I have crazy hair. My hair is always crazy no matter how much work I put into it! I have perpetually messy hair. My friend (and equipment manager) Mr. Mike Segobia tells me it is a legitimate look called "rock star" so we're going with that. However, others might call this look messy, unkept, or tomboyish. All of the above are applicable.

Word Puzzle

Figure this out. I will dub thee a genius.

I have 7 letters. My first 2 letters stand for a boy. My first 3 letters stand for a girl. My first 4 letters stand for a brave boy. And all my letters stand for a brave girl. What am I?

My mom told me the answer when I couldn't figure it out. I felt silly.

FRENCHIE

This is what we do in french class.
http://christophemae.free.fr/videos.html

Trust me, it's very french (not including the British flag thrown in) and very... catchy. Translation:

Crazy crazy crazy, it makes me crazy, tell me where i'll go with you
crazy crazy cause i'm madly crazy for you
crazy crazy crazy, it makes me crazy to have messed with you
crazy crazy, cause i'm madly crazy for you.

that's the chorus. pretty much the french eye-candy christophe is crazy. And in this video there is no doubt about that...

p.s. i translated that myself. :) i'm awesome.

talented folks talented folks step right up!

Tomorrow my friend and roommate Melanie is auditioning for American Idol! I'm really really excited for her. However, they are trying to convince me to audition as well. This will not be happening. I sing in the shower, in the car, in the kitchen, on a random stage, in a crowd of strangers, into the handle of brooms, on picnic tables and in the middle of grocery stores but not in American Idol auditions. First of all, those things are phony, and secondly I don't have a sluty pop voice, and thirdly, me auditioning would be torture for the judges and a form of public humiliation for me. Yeah, let me know about auditions for anything else but not that terrible show.

Hypocrite...

Today I discovered something ironic. As I was walking with my best friend Melissa, we were complaining about how we have no friends, and no one to hang out with in the mornings. As we were saying this, we were avoiding all of our friends because we didn't want to talk to them or hang out with them. We are losers.

The beginning of a poem I haven't finished.

I wish I was a writer so I could write the world in love.

I wish I was a singer so I could sing the world to peace.

I wish I was a model so I could show the world the truth.

I wish a was a leader so I could lead the world to right.

I wish I was a poet so I could write the world a song.

I'm friends with Alice in Wonderland. or, I will be soon anyway.

That's right fools.

I bought a Mickey Mouse watch.

I love Josh Groban. With my whole heart.

Dun Dun Dun.

Tomorrow is the day when all the demons of the world will get together and form unpractical practices on the rest of the nation. This day is called the first day of school. I swear this ^ is all true. Too bad i'm only going to witness 2 hours of it. The rest of the day i will be with my birthday crown. and cake.

Is it me?

I realized something today journal, all my old high school friends are getting engaged and starting families. Am I missing something journal? Is it me? And here I am about to turn 30 and I'm not any closer to being married than I was when I started.

I'm listening to Beauty and the Beast. This Disney thing is really getting to my head. However, I love it.

Quote of the week

:P

I let you sleep on my floor, I let you use my favorite pillow, I let you use my razor! And this is what you do? insult me on a publicly viewed site? Fine. Sure, it has been quite some time since my last blog. I apologize. but here i am blogging again. So enough with the unwanted attitude, bee. :) oh hey, guess what? i'm celebrating my birthday very soon!! its a big birthday, too! WOOH! also, here is another shout out to you bee. thanks for the wicked awesome shirt from DISNEYLAND!

EMMY SUCKS AT BLOGGING!!!!

pure poetry:)

It started out as a feeling
Which then grew into a hope
Which then turned into a quiet thought
Which then turned into a quiet word

And then that word grew louder and louder
Until it was a battle cry
I'll come back
When you call me
No need to say goodbye

Just because everything's changing
Doesn't mean it's never been this way before
All you can do is try to know who your friends are
As you head off to the war

Pick a star on the dark horizon
And follow the light
You'll come back when it's over
No need to say goodbye

You'll come back when it's over
No need to say goodbye

Now we're back to the beginning
It's just a feeling and no one knows yet
But just because they can't feel it too
Doesn't mean that you have to forget

Let your memories grow stronger and stronger
Until they're before your eyes
You'll come back
When they call you
No need to say goodbye

You'll come back
When they call you
No need to say goodbye

Dancing fool

I am about to die of nervousness. I am attending my first dance class in the state of California where dancing is probably a way of life. I am convinced though that in order to get where I want to be, I must be willing to do this. Even if I make a complete fool of myself. It's ok though because honestly who there will ever see me again? No one.

Holla Friends!

So here I am blogging live from California and more specifically from my apartment where I live now that I live in California. I am surrounded 24/7 by Disney and happy people which I love. Most people here in this program are awesome. Some I want to punch in the face but for the most part they are tolerable. Mickey Mouse remains aloof. I will search him out soon. He can't hide from me forever. Neither can Minnie. I will find you. Anyways, it's smoking hot here. I feel like I'm turning to soup. I can't handle this weather. Some day soon I will walk outside and not be covered in my own sweat. Lovely, I know.

ERROR

so i didn't realize when i sent in that post on my phone that it was going to be 3 separate posts... oops. oh well. we got a web cam. i am having way too much fun with it >:)

Bee is now in california. She will be smokin hot working at disneyland!!

? d again. I'm not as lame as the post-lack may have made it seem.

? acker of the two of us. And also i have terrible spelling. Hopefully once things pick up we will be right back on the train of humor and posting again an

? Bee and i would like to mutually apologize for our intense lack of postage lately. I would especially like to apologize, since clearly i am the bigger sl

OOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!!

So crazy things are afoot! They are things you wouldn't believe even if I told you, which I won't, because you don't need to know. But pretty much I can't type write now because I feel like I'm on a sugar high which I'm also not. Bjfjk fjkghkagjdkaj ok thats all folks. Buh bye.

Holla Friends!

Ok I know its been awhile. I have been dealing with the lack of computer for sometime, but never fear, I am back with a fiery vengeance bent on blogging. Really nothing awesome has happened in the interim of blogging but my Anders friend did in fact graduate from Navy boot camp! Yeah:) I'm so proud. Also I have purchased this new computer. Which I like. Ok bye.

half past sitting time, time to sit again.

What's with the lack of postage?? it's lame. like i'm being right now. i have done an awful lot of sitting lately. it's not all that exciting and i wouldn't recommend it for a summer activity. unless you have your friends over and have a sitting party. that might be ok. in fact, i think i'll do just that. adios, i be sitting!

Emmy's direct quote. It speaks for itself: "I'm not the brightest knife in the place where...they keep knives!" Brightest knife? Obviously...

Dear Creepers

Dear Creepers,
As you may have missed the many hints we have given you, which include deleting your comments and publicly making fun of you, I am now making this request very blunt. Stop commenting on our blogs. Stop writing stupid things in foreign languages we obviously don't speak. Stop being ridiculous. No one likes you. Especially us.
Thank you,
Bee and Emmy.

Bee and emmy's burning question for today: what is the point of a honeymoon?

umm... what?

does anyone else find this image slightly disturbing?

My pants dont fit. This saddens me. Especially since i just bought them... Today... What can i say? I like candy bars.

message in a bottle

WARNING: failure to blog results in trauma to the adventure system. I'm pretty sure my complete lack of worded entertainment has made me completely bonkers. All the things that i could have been writing were bottled up inside my head. this being said, i promise not to wait this long to blog again. if i do, you have my full permission to throw unbuttered mashed potatoes at me.

p.s. when i spell chcecked this blog, all the words were automatically changed to french. i'm not sure whats happening with my blog settings....

All the worlds a stage.

So I've had this same dream for the past 15 nights. I'm trying to interpret it using a dream dictionary. This is what it comes up with.

Spotlight

To dream that you are in the spotlight, indicates your need to be noticed and the center of attention. Perhaps you are feeling overlooked in your waking life.

Stage

To dream that you are on a stage, represents your behavior, manipulation of and relationships with others. It is telling of your interactions with society. You are putting up an act and not being who you really are. There is a saying that goes, "all the world is your stage" and thus may refer to your desire to be the center of attention. Consider how your stage performance parallels a waking situation.

I think it's wrong. I think my dream means I'm gonna be famous.

This is what happens when no one blogs

This is what happens when we don't blog in a while. Sorry for the awkward silence. We've been distracted lately with hot singing men. It happens to the best of us. Don't even try and pretend it doesn't.

reverse.

When I was a young child, the only thing I would wear was dresses. For the past 16 years all I have worn has been jeans. Recently (as in yesterday) I decided I am no longer wearing jeans. I am reverting to that period in my life when everything I wore was dresses or in this recent case skirts.

I'm still alive!

I know you all missed me and were worried, but I did not die. My computer is just out of commission. But never fear, I am blogging again. I would like to add that saran wrapping the road is an extremely pleasurable prank:) I have this friend who shot fireworks at kids who were saran wrapping a road once. We then ran away quickly. On another note I have listened to the same song 3 times in a row. It's an emo song by one Pink Floyd. Yep. I think thats all I have to say.

Road rage!

I witnessed something awesome today. While outside with Phil (past midnight) we heard strange scrappings on the road. We looked and saw two mysterious creatures running back and forth across the street. We thougtht they were robbers. Anyway, we hid to get a better view of the hooligans. It took us forever to realize what they were doing. But when a large truck came speeding down the road we finally discovered that they had saran wrapped the road. it was wonderful. the truck was highly confused and turned around to see what they had hit. then a smaller car came and stopped in front of the wrap, unsure of whether they should keep going or not. excellent. :) why don't people in monroe ever do fun pranks? this reminds me of a conversation i had with my sister and cousin a while ago. i think my brother was there too. and my cousins brother (who is also my cousin...) anyway we talked about lots of fun pranks, and i think some of those pranks might just come into play this summer... :D

Spectacular quotes from a not so average weekend.

Over the weekend our family rendevouzed in the wet and rainy woods for a serious camping weekend. This is what resulted.

1. "I love that mustard!!" mom
2. "I can't wait to whip out that hoagie!" Emmy
3. "She has not yet been fooded" Jenna
4. "I need some chili juice!" Jenna
5. "GASP!" *falls off a bridge* Bee
6. "Aaaahhhhhhh" *grabs Jenna and falls down mountain* Bee
7. "Is that bird leaves?" Bee
8." I aint stuck no where! I jump in that car and leave!" Jenna and Bee
9. "That rock was intended to skip" Bee
10. *knocks over mountain dew* "okay...ummmmmm yeah" *resumes talking* Spencer returns "did you just seriously drink my mountain dew?" Dallon and Spencer
11. "you need to listen to the radio? cuz these ears can tune in!" Dallon
12. "Oh what a cute sperm!! I'll take that one!" Jenna
13. "Excceelleent" Spencer
14. "This is man time. Have a seat" Dallon
15. "Will this burn my fabric?" Dad
16. " He bruised Lilly's lip, that's how I know!!" Emmy
17. "I don't know how your family feels about PDA" Phil via Emmy
18. "You guys are gonna have to buy a new bottle of hand sanitizer cuz I just had to sanitize my butt." Spencer
19. "A good wiping does not include bugs or their juices!It would defeat the purpose!!" Emmy
20. "I have bubonic plague. I feel I will be dead within the hour" Bee

flash dance!

This totally looks like something Emmy and I would initiate somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k

Actually it really makes me want too. I need 200 volunteers. Actually 198. Actually 197. Start roundin them up.

The great debate!

As we all know, I am a fan of lists. Anyways, everyday Emmy and I have this argument about exercising. I love exercising while Emmy, on the other hand, is sure that exercise will basically kill her. So I have looked up (and listed) the top 10 reasons to exercise and the top 10 reasons not to exercise and posted them right here on your favorite blog. Decide for yourself!

Top 10 reasons to exercise!
1. Feel more energized
2. Burn more calories at rest
3. Improve overall appearance
4. Be able to withstand stress
5. Decrease risk of illness
6. Speed up recovery from injury or surgery
7. Keep focused
8. Build up cardiovascular endurance
9. Improve flexibility
10. Increase lean body mass

Just a note, I'm pretty sure Emmy as used all these excuses at least once.

Top 10 reasons not to exercise!
1. Gyms are full of annoying people.
2. Why exercise when you can take a nap.
3. You don't want to die too healthy.
4. They sell pants in size bigger-than-you-think.
5. I'm skinny compared to the rest of society anyways.
6. It feels like work.
7. It makes you sweat.
8. Scientists have found that exercise leads to death.
9. No one will see my cellulite anyways
10. Oh wait...my pizza is done....

English Muffin

For all those who may be interested, my blog homepage is now restored to its native language. :) i feel as if i should be finn from adventure time. then i could ride princess whats-her-face's rainicorn. you are invited to join in my fantasy with me if you wish. to help you do so i have included a picture of me riding this rainicorn, a picture with which i am very pleased.


p.s. i just found out that the princess is not called whats-her-face. she is called bubblegum. :)

well now

This blog is seriously lacking some Emmy.

I am currently attempting to plan out some minor details of my future. "minor" in this context probably isn't so minor.

Havanna is sleeping on my bed.

I am dressed like a hobo because all my clothes are dirty.

I don't want to go to work today.

My stomach is growling.

My hair also looks...nice.

I am going somewhere with my Romanian friend today. If I don't come back I was probably tied to a radiator and there should be a search party to find me.

My toes are cold.

Once again, this blog is lacking some serious Emmy.

Awesome quote by the one and only Emmy: who does he think he's fixing ice cream for, the pope?!

Ahoy Mateys!!

So we were walking through the grocery store when all of the sudden our brother Dallon goes "HOLY CRAP THAT WOMAN HAS A PLASTIC FACE!!! I think she's a pirate. I bet she has a pirate ship parked in the parking lot! Hey can I join your crew!!!!" so all through out the grocery store we were following said pirate woman with the plastic face. I forgot to mention that she also had an eye patch. Hence the pirate. Yeah it was hilarious and immature. Driving home we were at a 4 way stop when I look over and lo and behold there is plastic face woman in a blue car WITH an anchor flying behind her which promptly hit Dallon in the face causing him a bloody nose!! end of story. But wait...there's a picture of a pirate ship. it belongs to plastic face. I bet. No. I'm sure of it. It must be. There's no other woman on earth that would park that thing in thing in the Fred Meyer parking lot. Please note that this is an actual picture taken on site at Freddies.

i'm a french fry

Currently my blog home page is in french. I'm not really sure how this happened... I just got on and BAM! french. So i was hoping that this would post in french, cause that would be awesome. But unfortunately i dont think that is going to occur... so instead i will gift you with another story. its the story of my life. here goes: i have lots of homework... and yet... i sit here blogging away, texting bee, and eating cookies... that means that my homework and i will be the only ones awake at 1:30 in the morning. I'm pretty excited to party it up avec mon devoirs. :D (p.s. "avec mon devoirs" is french for "with my homework." that's right, i speak french!!!)

Here's to you Phillip!

This is dedicated to my favorite Emmy's boyfriend Phil. Here's to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY

its garbage day

So, as I am sick again, there is not much I can do except lay around being lazy and thats not much of a contribution to society so I decided to blog. Which clearly is a contribution to society. Especially this blog. So I think I scarred a kid for life today when I ran from the room vomiting. It was pretty awesome. Anyways as I have nothing better to think about I turned to my trusty search engine to find 20 questions you should always ask on a first date! some of these surprised me... a lot.

1) What is the sort of relationship you are looking for and why
2) What do you think is the biggest mistake that men/women make in their relationships?
3) What are the qualities of your ideal relationship
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
5) What scares you the most about opening your heart to your partner?
6) Has any book or movie made an impact on you?
7) What is the most annoying thing that someone could do to you?
8) If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
9) What do you like to do for fun?
10) What is the biggest mistake that people make on a first date?
11) What do you look for in a guy/ girl?
12) Define a truly successful relationship
13) What happened with your last relationship?
14) What were your life-changing moments?
15) What is the weirdest thing about you?
16) Are you cheap or thrifty?
17) Which is the one book that has really impressed you?
18) Would you have plastic surgery done on your body?
19) What was your most embarrassing moment?
20) Tell me about your family/ best friend

I hope this makes dating a little easier for some of you readers:)

There are no comprehensible words for this.

This is terrible.

ohmygoshthisishilarious!

Ok I looked up "ugly dogs" on google images. This is what it came up with. I laughed so hard I nearly woke the baby up. It's just one of those things.

the terrible thing

So over a period of about a week I have played a relationship counselor to a myriad of people, some of whom are entering relationships and some who are leaving them. I am happy to announce that the people entering relationships are happy and those who left them are about as good as can be expected. So don't get me wrong, I love helping people out, but the terrible thing about this is people move on and pretty soon they don't need you anymore. Which means you are left without a hobby. Which means you have to find a new hobby. Which sucks. That's why I envy dead people sometimes. They're dead.

darn you phillip

Phillip davis has me addicted to the song Kiss from a Rose. it reminds me of the rainbow store with the crazy, tight shirt wearing, smoking asian man who owns it. :) i really have nothing to say, because today was certainly nothing worth blogging about. but i got some phish food ice cream from my wonderful mother who loves me very much. and bee almost hit a crow with her car, which made me laugh. thats all.

Hello. I really honestly have nothing good to say. Today I have consumed mass amounts of licorice which is both good and bad. Good because it's a party in my mouth, bad because, well if you saw the size of the bad I ate you would know. So Emmy broke her nose. It's pretty amazing (and swollen). Her story is really lame though so in honor of her I am making a list.

Cool ways to break your nose:
1.Fall of the back of a quad/dirt bike/motorcycle
2. have a parachute malfunction
3. get attacked by ninjas

face pulse

hello. i broke my nose. 'tis true. it's owie. i tried to be awesome, but i failed. this is what happens to not awesome people when they try to be awesome. :( pain. my nose is the size of a rocket (just ask Bee, she's the one that told me) and i have a strange heart beat coming from my face. it's abnormal.

I failed to think that there would be consequences to washing your face upside down. However there are, and its called a brain full of water!

I'm lame.

So it's been mentioned that I haven't blogged for awhile. This is true. To make up for it I have many exciting things for you. Accidental rhyme. Happens all the time. First, in New York City they are opening a naked yoga studio, all I had to say about that was now people don't have to hit up strip clubs. Second, the more I work with children the more I know Octomom is a nut case. Third, my mind keeps going back to naked yoga. That's one way to brighten your day. Or maybe not brighten it so much. Can you imagine a move like this being performed by someone in the nude? You probably don't want to either, at least I know I don't. I have some questions about this. Is it legal? How sanitary is this practice? Who in the world will go there? And really isn't this pretty much the same thing as a strip club? I say indecent exposure. That's all.

BEE

I don't know why miss bee is not blogging. She has plenty of funny things to say, of this I am sure. So Bee, blog.

Put me and emmy in a kitchen together and what do you get? A kitchen, pants, and shirts full of flour.

My favorite name ever

this is my favorite name. the best. La-A. How do you think this name is pronounced? its la dash a. La. Dash. UH. that's almost as bad as La Fawn Duh.

It's true I did that

I did go to California without Emmy it's true. But I did call AND I did say I would bring her down there to pike hobos together. California was awesome. It was hot, and huge, and really huge. Fun times were had. On Saturday I went to a "farmers market" and also a huge mall which was sort of connected to said farmers market. It was fun. I did in fact see an Abercrombie model who looked like a tool. I wanted to take a picture for this blog but was afraid that the picture taking would inflate the already too large head of said model. I also went to see the all time greatest tourist trap which happens to be the Hollywood walk of fame and Graumans Chinese Theater. I got my picture taken my the Harry Potter kids!!! and for those who know me that is a big deal.

"I'll bring you down here and we can poke some hobos together"

Bee is in California right now. She went without me... how rude... but she has been calling me, which is nice. I just hung up the phone actually. we were talking about hobos. ligitamate hobos, in fact. ones that sleep on benches and pull out sleeping bags in parks. she has seen many down there, along with toolish abercrombie models without shirts on. i am jealous (because of the hobos she has seen, not the models). and supposedly she saw the Jonas Brothers, but i refuse to believe that (for my own good. i think that if i do believe it i will feel too jealous and never talk to bee again.) i rode horses today. thats my exciting news. so bee told me that to make my life more exciting she would fly me to california so we can go poke some hobos. my life will then be complete. thanks bee.

Emmy: 'It always comes off. that is why it was 2.99. It sucks.' bee: 'did you get it at the dollar store?!'

ha ha universe.

so I have these socks I call my lucky socks. they are mismatched but both stripped both awesome. I wear them when I feel I need a boost. anyways I wore them all this week. Thats right. I wore them Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, and today. Thursday. I just felt like I needed a boost this week. So I take them off tonight and all I get sick. is this some sort of sick joke that the universe likes to play? because I am not getting it. and I dont like to be the punch line.

song quiz

i found out today that you'll be one less lonely girl if you take the justin bieber song quiz. i think it's implying that justin himself will jump out at you and keep you company while you take the quiz. for all you justin bieber fans, (*cough cough* BEE) this could be the opportunity of a life time. if not, well then, you can stay lonely.

this is a "my life is average" moment

this is my story of the day:

i rode the bus today for the first time in a couple weeks. i walk out to the bus loading station and hop on the bus, not really thinking about what i was doing. the bus was very crowded, as it was the first day of spring sports and people were going various places. i was sitting fairly close to the back, and this girl, (probably from the same planet as gonzo, wearing strange clothing that made me relate her to a sunflower) sat down in the very last seat on the bus. she sat there (talking to herself, of course) for about 2 minutes, and then decided it would be better to come sit next to me. she sat down, taking more than her share of the seat, and asked me if i could scoot over. i wasn't aware that the seats could stretch beyond the perimeter of the bus. however, trying to be kind i scooted over as much as possible. when she was comfortably seated, and i comfortably crammed, she leaned over to introduce herself. (i didn't catch her name, i was too distracted by the smell of peanut butter that was probably soaked into her vest. i imagine her name was Gloria.) then she proceeded to talk about golf balls and how they related to her and her feelings toward a "being of the opposite sex" <--- those are the words she used in her sentence. first of all, how does she relate to golf balls? secondly, is it difficult to say "boy" or "guy," or "man," all of which are 3 letters and 7 syllables shorter than what she said. anyway, after suffering in silence for quite sometime i realized that my bus was actually the one right next us. i jumped up quickly, apologizing to Gloria, yet singing hallelujah in my mind, and ran onto my bus just in time.

i realize this is quite lengthy, but it was a bit amusing.

adventures in randomness

So I'm here chillin in the library waiting to register for some classes. Unfortunately, the people who made the college website are probably not even high school graduates. So I may be waiting for a while. So here are some random things I am thinking.

1. People are exceptionally self absorbed.

2. That old lady librarian looks kinda unstable. really it's scaring me.

3. My backpack smells like bananas

4. I look like a hobo. them hobos be dancin all night.

Thats all.

This is what I feel like right now.

the title says it all.

OLYMPIANNNSSS!

In my next life I am going to be an Olympian. Probably either a Luger or a snowboarder. Especially after seeing crazy boy Shaun White totally dominate last night on the mens half pipe. He embarrassed his competition with his McTwist move. yeah... here's a picture of him. Just so you don't miss his face. I know my mom loves his face actually. she says it everyday. Everytime she see's him on the television or the internet or the newspaper she's all like "oh that Shaun White is such a manly looking fellow" those are her words. he has a dog named Rainbow. a little odd. a lot uncreative.

Valentines day!

What is your favorite pick up line? these are some of mine:
- Hey, do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin'!
- Is your dad a baker? because he gave you some nice buns!
- Is there something in your eye? oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
- If you were a laser you would be set on STUNNING.
- Your lips look lonely. would they like to meet mine?
- Is your mom a painter? Cause she created one great masterpiece!
- What's that in your hair? oh, nothing. just a bit of heaven!
happy valentines day!

WOOH! long time!

i feel like two little repeated letters have taken over my entire brain and become my life. Aaahh. along with a few added exclamation points. Aaaahh!! the last few weeks have been nothing but chaos. 5 auditions in one week was a little outrageous, but after seeing what i'm up against, im feeling confident (and a little cocky) that the auditions were not done just for the sake of wasting my gorgeous voice. in the words of a great genius, (relient K man) "i think i'm gonna win." in a musical sense of course... i am looking forward the the end of call backs (which will be wednesday) and the posting of the cast (my name will be on the list.) and then, a four day weekend will be much appreciated, in which much chocolate, ice cream, and pizza will be devoured with the help of close friends. and bee.

So....awkward silence....

This blog has experienced a rare awkward silence the past 5 days so I decided it was time to be broken. I got my glasses today. i look cute but geeky. cuky. Also i started reading this book that has to think of dreams or goals in 7 areas of your life:

Personal goals (things you want to do, be, and have...) Relationships (friends, family, romantic, co-workers...) Health and Body (wellness, fitness, body image...) Career and Education (job, school, career goals...) Recreation (sports, hobbies, fun, vacations...) Financial (income, savings, investments...) Contribution (charities, community service...)

You think this would be easy right? think again. The book then goes on to have you define 101 goals that you will achieve in your lifetime. This I love because it gives examples of 3 different men who had goals lists with more than 100 goals and they have accomplished almost all of them. So if they can then I can too. These are some of the goals on my list so far:

1. Travel through Italy with my mom
2. Sell a photograph for $25,000
3. Learn to speak Italian and French fluently.

What are your goals and dreams?

Ahhh... Home sweet home:) I am soooo excited. did you catch on yet? yes it's true I am moving to Anaheim, California to intern at the happiest place on earth. I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am. It's honestly a once in a lifetime opportunity. I AM LIVING IN CALIFORNIA!!! oh golly I am so excited. Mickey Mouse will probably be my next door neighbor. and I think Cinderella will be my roommate.

a mere sophomore

from the perspective of a sophomore: freshman are obnoxious. last year i vowed to be nice to all the freshmen because they don't know what they are doing. a certain person (remaining nameless) was always mean to me because i was just a freshman, and he said that as a sophomore i would understand. i didn't think i would. but i do. freshman girls who gripe about all their unimportant drama and who sing as loudly as possible (and as badly as possible) at lunch, freshman girls who talk so loudly in the library that people on the other side can here them, who think they know everything now that they are in high school, who act like they know what you're talking about when clearly they do not. they just seem to bother me. and i won't even get started on freshmen boys. sadly, i was like this as a freshman. my friends were always loud in the morning, yelling and throwing food across the cafeteria... i am ashamed. but i see what mr. nameless meant.

1 or 2. 1 or 2. 1 or 2.

You know how some people hate the dentist? you get the chills thinking about all the sharp objects and drills in your mouth and dentists scraping the plaque off your teeth and that nasty scraping noise metal against tooth makes? yeah that doesn't bother me at all. In fact I quite enjoy the dentist. However, I absolutely HATE the eye doctor. i can't stand it. the bright lights right in my eye balls and the constant 1 or 2. 1 or 2. 1 or 2. 1 or 2. I DON'T KNOW!!! THEY ARE ALL BLURRY!!! STOP THAT!!! plus it doesn't help that the doctor is really small and asian and looks like she needs a good meal. I dunno...it's just unnerving.

josh might need a fire alarm

ok it's true I don't say many people are sexy. but for real Josh is sooo sexy! the boy is so smokin hot me might need a fire alarm! I will fetch the fire extinguisher!! oh boy, oh boy... I am sure a lucky girl:)

Oh goodness me

Ok. I really need a vacation. Not to whine or anything but I really do. I feel old because i keep forgetting things that i know I need to do. I was just in the shower and thought of at least 5 things I needed to do and then promptly forgot. So in honor of vacations...voila!!! Vacation destinations:




Hawaii!! The ultimate vacation destination. I think this picture is fake but still makes me want to go there.


My vacation destination of choice ITALIA!!! land of delicious food and old things. people, houses, art, and beaches you name it! it will all be old.
Greece. droooolll. that is all i have to say on the subject.



This is a legit vacation. In fact I am going here in the month of march. Whoever guesses correctly will win a prize!!! The satisfaction of knowing where I am going on vacation!!! Bon voyage!

animal cruelty

im joining the canadian kennel club. they dont do terrible things to their poodles. such as:

take innocent looking pups like these. and turning them into:

yowling clown rainbow pups. its truly a tragedy.