the Wild Times of Bee and Emmy
Monday, June 6, 2011
Back with WHO
Hey blog hey! So unfortunately I have been without a computer for some months and therefore my lack of blogging is plaguing this page. However, I am back with a vengeance. I just finished watching the first episode of the 6th season of Doctor Who with my favorite man Matt Smith. I legitimately almost wet myself. THE ALIENS WERE SOOOOO SCARY!! And unlike the characters I can actually remember them which makes it worse for me. I already hate being alone. That just made it 50 times worse. I don't like those aliens. Others I am ok with like Silurians or Daleks but definitely not these creepers. Anyways, scary times. But watching that episode clears some things up.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Pale as the moon
---------------------------------------> I still despise that picture. Anyway. Remember Bee's post from yesterday? Well, it is also a proven fact that 60% of Seattlites deprived of enough vitamin D. So, sometimes when it is 36 degrees outside we will stand out on the front porch in skirts and t-shirts to soak up what little sun there is. And then return inside to soak up the heat...from the fireplace. P.s. I almost titled this post "pasties," as in "pasty white." Then I realized that it said pasties.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Help our poor vitamin D deficent souls!
So hey there hey! It's been quite some time since I, Bee, have written on this blog. For that I apologize. But hey, life goes on I suppose. So it's been raining in our great state almost continuously for the past 3 weeks. I feel it goes without saying that all of us here could use a day to dry out. So on this glorious Sunday the sun decided to shine and we are shut up in out house. Why you ask? Well the sun may be gracing us with its life giving presence but it's still 40 degrees outside. I feel like I belong in a Pemco commercial. In fact, as I write this I'm squinting.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Prescription for addiction?
I have an addiction. Harry Potter. It's getting a little out of hand. I just read the seventh Harry Potter book (The Deathly Hallows!) and am now returning to read the fourth, fifth, and sixth (then probably the seventh again!) I might even read the first, second, and third. Darling sister and I started a Harry Potter Marathon. I believe this is where we will watch a Harry Potter movie everyday until the seventh (second half!) comes out, which isn't until July. This means there will be repeated movies. Oh yes... that is just what it means! We will be knitting ourselves Griffindor scarves, I am tempted to forge a Howarts letter and frame it on my wall, just to fool my friends, and, well, Severus Snape is my hero (next to Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger, of course.) I probably need help. Oh, did I mention Bee has a Harry Potter cookbook? She does. We cooked a magical dinner. Yeah, help.
Friday, April 1, 2011
April Fool's!
The dollar store lied to me. Phil and I bought silly string from the dollar store, and on the back it says "easy to use, easy to clean up!" Firstly, those things are not easy to use! Phil thought it was.... so I was covered in it! It blinded me! I was trying to spray mine back, but it would not work... :( so I lost the silly string war. :( Did I mention it was raining, and we were outside? Well, that was the case. Time to clean up! We tried the hose. No success. We tried brooms. Fail. We resorted to the primitive, yet productive use of our hands to pick up each individual piece of silly string. I think those words on the back were a big April Fool's day joke.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Bless you
About six-o-clock this evening I was hit with a sudden allergy attack. It got ugly very quickly. Sneezing, runny nose. The whole shabang. Luckily Emmy's boyfriend happened to be over and also got hit with this massive allergy. So here we are in the kitchen, to big snerds, pulling strange faces while trying to have a conversation and not sneeze on each other. We're gross. And awesome. And right now I have a bed covered in Kleenex and a computer that needs to be sanitized.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Babies.
I was holding a baby at church. This baby likes me. I had a baby eater try to take this baby from me. Obviously I did not sacrifice this darling baby to the baby eater. I believe this baby will be eternally grateful. Even though the baby eater was upset.
Sabbath
I have homework to finish. Yet I have been reminded that I should not do homework on Sunday. Therefore, I will leave my homework unfinished and not study for my test that is tomorrow. Also, I will tell Mr. Bare that it was against my religion to do this homework and study for this test, and I will automatically get an A because he is not allowed to fail me for my religion. Thank you.
Bee's joke
Bee: "If blood is thicker than water, then what is thicker than blood?"
Me: "mud. molasses. your skull."
Bee: "No. Fondue cheese!!"
Of course it's fondue cheese. Who wouldn't think of that?
Me: "mud. molasses. your skull."
Bee: "No. Fondue cheese!!"
Of course it's fondue cheese. Who wouldn't think of that?
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