Holy watch where your going batman!!!

Alright today I was cruisin down the highway in my mothers new vehicle going about 60 mph. I see this jogger on the opposite side of the road who looks both ways, see's me coming, and then runs out into the road. At this point I slam on the brakes hoping not to hit a man this day. He gets to the middle of my lane, turns around and jogs in place in the middle of the road and waves me on only AFTER I slammed on my brakes and the anti-lock braking system is thoroughly tested. Scared me to death. I thought for sure I was going to have to call my dad and tell him I wrecked his new car hitting a man.

Moral of the story:
- Don't be a retarded jogger.
- Always buy cars with good brakes
- Don't play chicken on a highway of all places.

Today, the 30th of December

I thought I would make one too.

1. Woke up
2. Exercised a wee bit
3. Ate pancakes
4. took a shower
5. went to work
6. sat at work
7. changed some diapers
8. sat at work
9. sat at work
10. sat at work
11. changed some diapers
12. sat at work
13. took some kids outside
14. brought the kids inside
15. whooped a 8 year old at speed.
16. drove home
17. ate some food.

Pretty exciting day. I'd say one of the top three of the best days.

huh.

i made plans to meet my friend at the library on friday to finish a paper due on monday. then i remembered that friday is January 1, 2010. the library will be closed darn it.

today, the 29th of December

This has been my day:
1. ate cheerios
2. did laundry
3. sorted recycling
4. went to a place, just to find out it was closed
5. got on the computer
6. started reading, but got annoyed with the book and threw it at the wall
7. washed my sheets, but got angry when they were still wet
8. layed on a big pile of pillows and listened to music for half an hour
9. watched iCarly
10. ate food
11. told melissa my life story via telephone
12. scribbled in a notebook
13. played Qwirkle with mom (im pretty sure i won, by the way :P)
14. painted my face twice
15. ate more food
16. watched more iCarly. and some Degrassi but it me upset.
17. ate some chocolate
18. ate some cheese and crackers
19. walked into my room, found it a mess, closed the door, and walked away
20. told myself to work on a paper. walked downstairs, looked at the assignment, crumpled it up, and made a mental note to tell my teacher that my house burned down, losing the assignment sheet and everything i had written.

that was my day. its probably one of the more exciting days i have had this christmas break.

This really did happen.

Where is the National Geographic when you need it!? We were just driving down the freeway when all the sudden two hawks flew up in front of the car and dropped this mouse on the road in front of us! It was crazy! That mouse sure had a bad day. I would be upset if I were the hawk though because I just lost my un-eaten lunch on a busy road.

it needed a title...

Oh Day After Christmas...you smell like old dreams, leftover presents and spoiled children.

Another winner

Another Christmas winner to lift your spirits and help you enjoy the magic of the season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOQuW4ePexI

Merry Christmas.

Putajkiosidhngical Gardens

last night we went to some fancy shmancy gardens that i dont know that name of. but here is what i want to say: recall for a minute the creepiest looking guy that you know. now multiply his creepy features by about 1 thousand to make an even creepier man. thats the guy that talked to me last night. it was very crowded at the gardens and my arm was hitting people. i almost punched some kid in the face so i pulled my arm in really close to my body. the creepy man, we'll call him Chuck, saw me and laughed really creepily. then he said to the the girl in front of me "i just saw something that could get one chick in trouble with another chick!" does that make any sense to anyone?? it doesnt make sense to me but thats what he said. then Chuck told the girl in front of me that i had made slapping motions at the back of her head. I DIDNT DO THAT. anyway, after that he had this really creepy look on his face like it was the funniest thing he had ever witnessed, and he kept peeping back at us to make sure he didnt miss something else funny!!! what a creep!!! (let me emphasize that this man was CREEPY). just ask bee. he was odd.

Here we be.

So it's Christmas Eve, which comes after Christmas Adam. Tomorrow happens to be Christmas day. People are rushing around doing last minute shopping for their friends, moms, dads, siblings, girlfriends and other significant others they forgot over the last 30 days of available shopping time. Emmy just said the words "I can't believe it's Christmas Eve already" Anyways, here is a little Christmas surprise for all you readers. No, unfortunately it's not a continuation of my sweater collection but it's still pretty good. Merry Christmas. Have a good time with family, friends, eat good food, listen to good music, and remember all the great things you've been blessed with this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLrFfQ8U1aw&feature=popular

ELMER!

Remember the ghost we were summoning a while ago?? well, he came and i have proof!!!

yippee!!

A few days ago i was lucky enough to be exposed first hand, to the most awful Christmas sweater i have ever seen. Ever. it was hideous. it looked like a mixture of pixie stix, a sad cotton candy accident and something Bill Cosby might actually wear. So in light of that event, and as an early Christmas present to all our readers i have found (and added) a delightful collection of the ugliest holiday sweaters found on google. please enjoy:)


http://zonapellucida.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ugly-snowman-christmas-sweater1.jpg
- ok this sweater has got to be my favorite. as if random floating Christmas trees weren't bad enough, it adds a snowman peering creepily around one half of your body. ooooohhhhhh yeeaahhh.

http://sethphilpott.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ugly-santa-christmas-sweater.jpg
- Santa loves this stuff. More than cookies and milk:)

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/dog-christmas-sweater-for-dog-lovers.jpeg
- AND for all you dog lovers out there, now your dogs can join in the holiday fun!!!

http://www.keatleyphoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_sweaters.jpg
Isn't this just precious? absolutely. nothing says "I love you" like vomit inducing sweaters and a baby goat.

Lessons from a mixed up mind.

Alcohol and golf don't mix; that's why i don't drink and drive. hahahahahahahaha. Tiger Woods should learn a lesson from that.

Word of the day: fetch
Definition: to cause to come; to retrieve; or to arrive by boat:)
Used in a sentence: I went to fetch some cups while setting the table.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
I played fetch with my imaginary dog

contribute to breanne

word of the day: mommy. definition: loving parental unit... the female one of course. used in a sentence: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!

Word of the day: plump. Definition: drop with force, straight down. Sentence: I hope the 787 does not plump to the ground.

ehem.

i would like to announce that some times it is better to stay away from me, because i can be very mean. i said a very unkind thing to a friend the other day... luckily it was by accident so she forgave me... but what if it wasnt by accident? i could have done some permanent damage! but seriously, i may not look mean, but dont let me decieve you. its like seeing a goldfish with a hidden shark fin. or a shark fin in plane sight, for that matter. its unexpected, but its just pure evil.

i just made myself sound very mean. its not true. most of the time i can be very nice! wow, i just contradicted myself... ok let me explain. you know when you just say "your mom" jokes at the completely wrong time? ok, well that happenes sometimes. so a friend and i were talking about the show "What Not to Wear" and we wanted to put someone in it. my friend asked "who would we put on the show?" and automatically i said "YOUR MOM!" the sad thing is... her mom would be a good person to put on that show. but my friend got all upset so i apoligized perfusely until she believed that it wasnt on purpose. see what i mean? i am just plain awful...

ATTENTION ALL READERS.

You should comment in the little comment box down there what you want us to write about or want to see on this fantabulous blog. Or if you want us to keep writing random tidbits like we currently do.

oooohhh delicioso!!

I made brownies. they smell delicious. also last night i was forced to drive this ancient Honda civic hatchback around. the car is approximately the same age as i am, does not have power steering, had pretty crappy breaks, is a stick shift, and had snow tires on. what a nasty combination. it was freaking hilarious. oh fun times. yeah i dont really have anything to write. i should probably read a book. but really, i just finished a quarter of college and had endless reading so i think i am entitled to a break from reading. maybe thats just me. I don't know. This writers of this blog use extremely poor punctuation and capitalization. If it wasnt for their impeccable grammar, vocabulary, and humor, they would be fired. trust me.

I feel i should just keep writing. If i do, i will continue to waste your time, and maybe have the longest post to date. Except Emmy's random grateful list is pretty long. ok i am probably done.

present wrapping

today i was given the great pleasure of wrapping presents for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. i say pleasure, but what i mean is i was tortured. and the people may not have been lazy. that was a harsh statement. anyway, this old man, like in his 90's in a wheely chair thingy, came up to us carrying this massive vacuum. it was huge! like twice the size of this guy! he wanted us to wrap it... it took almost an entire roll of wrapping paper to cover the entire vacuum. but we did it. i think the man had shrunk by the time we gave his vacuum back. he needed help from two big burly men to carry it back out to his car. his wheel chair couldnt carry the weight. thanks for supporting MHS old man.

My butt is my enemy.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is some good stuff. a wrap up of some of the most important news events from the year 2009. If you're a loyal American, you will watch this. If not....well......this could be offensive so I just won't say anything. J/k.

http://www.break.com/index/this-year-in-auto-tune-2009.html

Ha ha. Btw. I love Lady Gaga.

lifeless!

wanna know something really sad? i have been sitting on the computer waiting for people to reply to me on facebook. they're not replying. i dont think they like me very much. oh wait, i got a reply............ oh dear, its from my stalker. he sent me a message first. do you see how sad my life is? please, all i want for christmas is an adventurous life. not that mine isnt adventurous... but a bit more adventure wouldnt hurt. im not sure this post made any sense.

Facebook

we now have a fanpage on facebook :) be a fan if you arent already, and we will love you with all our hearts. really. it makes us feel special :)

Some Realizations I made today

Read the title. It says all.

1. 14 degrees is very cold.

2. When people are famous I think their taste buds might change so that they only like really really disgusting foods. In my experience rich people only eat nasty foods. When I am famous, I will still eat macaroni and cheese.

3. Bread comes in cans these days. It's true. I saw it at the store today.

4. Advisers give you "advice" that really only makes you more confused and lost than before you sought out their "advice"

5. The "Christmas music station"on the radio plays the same two songs by various artists over and over again and claims to have a great variety.

snoodle.

Today. I. Sound. Like. A. Man.

My nose is running like a fosset. when it's not its stuffed clear to Alaska. my head feels like it might erupt. and my throat feels like sandpaper.

Now that i have thoroughly complained I would like to announce that today has been a overall positive day. I just ate chicken nuggets for dinner, slapped Dallon in the nose, and watched a solid 2 hours of iCarly. which happens to be my favorite show on the television. plus I am getting married to Josh which always reminds me that i am having a positive day.

I still sound like a man.

wowzerss

i saw something today that made my eyes become twice the size of pluto! i was in chemistry and we lit magnesium on fire. it was pretty wicked. know why, know why? because it was pretty much the size of a big balloon. also it was pure white. seriously, im still seeing spots and my eyes are insanely huge because the fire was so white and so bright. it was crazyness.

ADFSJGHKJ DHFJAH DSFJHds - thats the sound of me vomiting

Does this actually look edible to anyone? Holy Mother of Albert Einstein. This is holly disgusting. It's called HEADCHEESE!?!?!!! any guesses what it's made of? yeah don't guess you'll probably vomit....ok I'll tell you. It's bits and pieces of head from either a pig or a calf. First off, who wants to eat "bits and pieces" ummm....sausage and hot dog lovers. thats all I can think of. Second off, who wants to eat a head? only a select few. Third off, who wants to eat jellied 'bits and pieces' of calf and pig head?!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah right. disgusting. absolutely nausiating.