ehem.

i would like to announce that some times it is better to stay away from me, because i can be very mean. i said a very unkind thing to a friend the other day... luckily it was by accident so she forgave me... but what if it wasnt by accident? i could have done some permanent damage! but seriously, i may not look mean, but dont let me decieve you. its like seeing a goldfish with a hidden shark fin. or a shark fin in plane sight, for that matter. its unexpected, but its just pure evil.

i just made myself sound very mean. its not true. most of the time i can be very nice! wow, i just contradicted myself... ok let me explain. you know when you just say "your mom" jokes at the completely wrong time? ok, well that happenes sometimes. so a friend and i were talking about the show "What Not to Wear" and we wanted to put someone in it. my friend asked "who would we put on the show?" and automatically i said "YOUR MOM!" the sad thing is... her mom would be a good person to put on that show. but my friend got all upset so i apoligized perfusely until she believed that it wasnt on purpose. see what i mean? i am just plain awful...