April Fool's!

The dollar store lied to me. Phil and I bought silly string from the dollar store, and on the back it says "easy to use, easy to clean up!" Firstly, those things are not easy to use! Phil thought it was.... so I was covered in it! It blinded me! I was trying to spray mine back, but it would not work... :( so I lost the silly string war. :( Did I mention it was raining, and we were outside? Well, that was the case. Time to clean up! We tried the hose. No success. We tried brooms. Fail. We resorted to the primitive, yet productive use of our hands to pick up each individual piece of silly string. I think those words on the back were a big April Fool's day joke.