the terrible thing

So over a period of about a week I have played a relationship counselor to a myriad of people, some of whom are entering relationships and some who are leaving them. I am happy to announce that the people entering relationships are happy and those who left them are about as good as can be expected. So don't get me wrong, I love helping people out, but the terrible thing about this is people move on and pretty soon they don't need you anymore. Which means you are left without a hobby. Which means you have to find a new hobby. Which sucks. That's why I envy dead people sometimes. They're dead.