Ahoy Mateys!!

So we were walking through the grocery store when all of the sudden our brother Dallon goes "HOLY CRAP THAT WOMAN HAS A PLASTIC FACE!!! I think she's a pirate. I bet she has a pirate ship parked in the parking lot! Hey can I join your crew!!!!" so all through out the grocery store we were following said pirate woman with the plastic face. I forgot to mention that she also had an eye patch. Hence the pirate. Yeah it was hilarious and immature. Driving home we were at a 4 way stop when I look over and lo and behold there is plastic face woman in a blue car WITH an anchor flying behind her which promptly hit Dallon in the face causing him a bloody nose!! end of story. But wait...there's a picture of a pirate ship. it belongs to plastic face. I bet. No. I'm sure of it. It must be. There's no other woman on earth that would park that thing in thing in the Fred Meyer parking lot. Please note that this is an actual picture taken on site at Freddies.