Saturday, November 27, 2010

Bee's 5 rules for a healthy, happy life

1. Never let a woman drive a forklift.
2. Never wear velor track pants with words on the butt if you are over 11 years of age.
3. Never eat meat your aren't sure of. E.g. If it's supposedly turkey but smells like ham and looks like ham.
4. Always wear a clean shirt to work.
5. Check the labels people, check your labels.

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