"I'll bring you down here and we can poke some hobos together"

Bee is in California right now. She went without me... how rude... but she has been calling me, which is nice. I just hung up the phone actually. we were talking about hobos. ligitamate hobos, in fact. ones that sleep on benches and pull out sleeping bags in parks. she has seen many down there, along with toolish abercrombie models without shirts on. i am jealous (because of the hobos she has seen, not the models). and supposedly she saw the Jonas Brothers, but i refuse to believe that (for my own good. i think that if i do believe it i will feel too jealous and never talk to bee again.) i rode horses today. thats my exciting news. so bee told me that to make my life more exciting she would fly me to california so we can go poke some hobos. my life will then be complete. thanks bee.