Animal Cruelty. Once you shave its mid-section and force it to kiss you on the lips, you can further humiliate your harmless captive with the East Side Collection Christmas Holiday Pom Pom Sweater Knit Snowflake Dog Dress. There's also a hood if you really want to do it in.
Human cruelty. If your dog was your master, this is what he'd dress you in. Sweet revenge. This adult Christmas tree costume comes with two gift boxes. People will be disappointed when they unwrap them and find your feet. (If you could see the whole image, you would see that your "shoes" are really gift boxes).
Obamanta. This is kind of awesome. Can you imagine what an Eisenhower Santa would go for these days?
One Christmas morning scenario sweater. A personal favorite. Not everyones Christmas mornings look like this sweater, thanks to family feuding and general Christmas eve debauchery. But it's nice to be optimistic.
The candyman. First of all, its velour. That should sell you right there. But strung with "faux" wrapped candy? Yes please. (Again, I appologize for the itty-bitty images)
If my computer was intelligent, you would be viewing a much larger version of this sweater, two candles in the wind. Although it's hard to tell, this is not your ordinary Christmas sweater. Not only is there a 3 pound Santa head (2 pounds of which arebeard) but there are built in candlestick holders on each sleeve. Using them is not recommended.
Just imagine, this handmade cardigan with attached turtleneck and various dust-bunnies collected by a team of roving house-cats, could be yours!
hahahahahahahahahhaha. This out did last years. Well done sister, well done.
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