this is my story of the day:
i rode the bus today for the first time in a couple weeks. i walk out to the bus loading station and hop on the bus, not really thinking about what i was doing. the bus was very crowded, as it was the first day of spring sports and people were going various places. i was sitting fairly close to the back, and this girl, (probably from the same planet as gonzo, wearing strange clothing that made me relate her to a sunflower) sat down in the very last seat on the bus. she sat there (talking to herself, of course) for about 2 minutes, and then decided it would be better to come sit next to me. she sat down, taking more than her share of the seat, and asked me if i could scoot over. i wasn't aware that the seats could stretch beyond the perimeter of the bus. however, trying to be kind i scooted over as much as possible. when she was comfortably seated, and i comfortably crammed, she leaned over to introduce herself. (i didn't catch her name, i was too distracted by the smell of peanut butter that was probably soaked into her vest. i imagine her name was Gloria.) then she proceeded to talk about golf balls and how they related to her and her feelings toward a "being of the opposite sex" <--- those are the words she used in her sentence. first of all, how does she relate to golf balls? secondly, is it difficult to say "boy" or "guy," or "man," all of which are 3 letters and 7 syllables shorter than what she said. anyway, after suffering in silence for quite sometime i realized that my bus was actually the one right next us. i jumped up quickly, apologizing to Gloria, yet singing hallelujah in my mind, and ran onto my bus just in time.
i realize this is quite lengthy, but it was a bit amusing.
ok there's nothing I can add to this but at work today I was outside and I was talking to this boy and then I looked over and this girl totally had pulled down her pants and underwear and popped a squat on the cement and was going pee. it was strange.
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