Bee's 5 rules for a healthy, happy life

1. Never let a woman drive a forklift.
2. Never wear velor track pants with words on the butt if you are over 11 years of age.
3. Never eat meat your aren't sure of. E.g. If it's supposedly turkey but smells like ham and looks like ham.
4. Always wear a clean shirt to work.
5. Check the labels people, check your labels.

Shopping guide- a replay of last Christmas

Animal Cruelty. Once you shave its mid-section and force it to kiss you on the lips, you can further humiliate your harmless captive with the East Side Collection Christmas Holiday Pom Pom Sweater Knit Snowflake Dog Dress. There's also a hood if you really want to do it in.

Human cruelty. If your dog was your master, this is what he'd dress you in. Sweet revenge. This adult Christmas tree costume comes with two gift boxes. People will be disappointed when they unwrap them and find your feet. (If you could see the whole image, you would see that your "shoes" are really gift boxes).

Obamanta. This is kind of awesome. Can you imagine what an Eisenhower Santa would go for these days?

One Christmas morning scenario sweater. A personal favorite. Not everyones Christmas mornings look like this sweater, thanks to family feuding and general Christmas eve debauchery. But it's nice to be optimistic.

The candyman. First of all, its velour. That should sell you right there. But strung with "faux" wrapped candy? Yes please. (Again, I appologize for the itty-bitty images)

If my computer was intelligent, you would be viewing a much larger version of this sweater, two candles in the wind. Although it's hard to tell, this is not your ordinary Christmas sweater. Not only is there a 3 pound Santa head (2 pounds of which are
beard) but there are built in candlestick holders on each sleeve. Using them is not recommended.

Just imagine, this handmade cardigan with attached turtleneck and various dust-bunnies collected by a team of roving house-cats, could be yours!

Oh my Harry Potter

Harry Potter has been a very pervasive and crucial element of my childhood. There isn't a book I haven't read, a movie I haven't watched, a premiere I haven't attended. I was even into the whole Harry Potter trading card thing. It's been my life. So needless to say I'm a little, nay, a lot devastated that this series has come to an end on the big screen. It is safe to say however, that Harry will always live on in my heart. In honor of my infatuation I've collected a few pictures over the years.








So after years of holding on to the wizarding world it may be time for me to let go. After all they say if you love something you'll set it free. Or maybe not because really, that's not even feasible. Who lets something like Harry go? I'll love you forever Harry Potter. Forever and Always. And I'll still put your movie soundtrack on repeat.

What happened to your smile?

I don't really know why, but I enjoy these faces. They are so effortless. I often wish my smile could be like the smiles of these animals. No one would ever wonder what happened to my smile! Cause it'd be the bomb smile!

For Ye Elderly

Social Security scam robs elderly by convincing them they are dead.

A new scam preys on the elderly by informing them that they have died and instructing them to reroute their social security checks to the "department of the dead."

www.theonion.com/video/social-security-scam-elderly-by-convincing-th,18377/

Keep in mind that this is a very reliable news source.

Hello

I am back with a fiery vengeance. Its been quite sometime since I blogged last so I have put a great amount of thought into what I should blog about this time. What I have come up with is a list of 5 of the strangest hobbies to have ever graced the human world. There are as follows:

1. Playing dead.
Ok this computer is being retarded and won't post an image but there is this dude name Chuck Lamb (yes that is his actual name) who likes to pose himself as a dead person, take pictures and then post them online. For more information look up the Dead Body Guy.

2. Appearing in the background on TV
Check out the creeper in the back. He's from London.

3. Giving money away to random strangers.

4. Mooing.

"When it comes to mooing, 10-year-old Austin Siok is an expert. The Dyer Intermediate School fifth-grader won an annual mooing contest at the Wisconsin State Fair because he sounded more like a real cow than the other about 80 contest participants. Austin has mooed a lot since kindergarten and said he started doing it even more this summer after his family read about a mooing contest at the Racine County Fair and decided to enter Austin."

5. Grooming Dogs

There you have it. 5 really random hobbies. When you find yourself a little bored on the next rainy day consider picking up one of these tasty tidbits!

hi.

I just got back from California yesterday. I had a wonderful visit with bee, and some wonderful visits with the disney crew. I would now like to go back. now.