talented folks talented folks step right up!

Tomorrow my friend and roommate Melanie is auditioning for American Idol! I'm really really excited for her. However, they are trying to convince me to audition as well. This will not be happening. I sing in the shower, in the car, in the kitchen, on a random stage, in a crowd of strangers, into the handle of brooms, on picnic tables and in the middle of grocery stores but not in American Idol auditions. First of all, those things are phony, and secondly I don't have a sluty pop voice, and thirdly, me auditioning would be torture for the judges and a form of public humiliation for me. Yeah, let me know about auditions for anything else but not that terrible show.