Spectacular quotes from a not so average weekend.

Over the weekend our family rendevouzed in the wet and rainy woods for a serious camping weekend. This is what resulted.

1. "I love that mustard!!" mom
2. "I can't wait to whip out that hoagie!" Emmy
3. "She has not yet been fooded" Jenna
4. "I need some chili juice!" Jenna
5. "GASP!" *falls off a bridge* Bee
6. "Aaaahhhhhhh" *grabs Jenna and falls down mountain* Bee
7. "Is that bird leaves?" Bee
8." I aint stuck no where! I jump in that car and leave!" Jenna and Bee
9. "That rock was intended to skip" Bee
10. *knocks over mountain dew* "okay...ummmmmm yeah" *resumes talking* Spencer returns "did you just seriously drink my mountain dew?" Dallon and Spencer
11. "you need to listen to the radio? cuz these ears can tune in!" Dallon
12. "Oh what a cute sperm!! I'll take that one!" Jenna
13. "Excceelleent" Spencer
14. "This is man time. Have a seat" Dallon
15. "Will this burn my fabric?" Dad
16. " He bruised Lilly's lip, that's how I know!!" Emmy
17. "I don't know how your family feels about PDA" Phil via Emmy
18. "You guys are gonna have to buy a new bottle of hand sanitizer cuz I just had to sanitize my butt." Spencer
19. "A good wiping does not include bugs or their juices!It would defeat the purpose!!" Emmy
20. "I have bubonic plague. I feel I will be dead within the hour" Bee

flash dance!

This totally looks like something Emmy and I would initiate somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k

Actually it really makes me want too. I need 200 volunteers. Actually 198. Actually 197. Start roundin them up.

The great debate!

As we all know, I am a fan of lists. Anyways, everyday Emmy and I have this argument about exercising. I love exercising while Emmy, on the other hand, is sure that exercise will basically kill her. So I have looked up (and listed) the top 10 reasons to exercise and the top 10 reasons not to exercise and posted them right here on your favorite blog. Decide for yourself!

Top 10 reasons to exercise!
1. Feel more energized
2. Burn more calories at rest
3. Improve overall appearance
4. Be able to withstand stress
5. Decrease risk of illness
6. Speed up recovery from injury or surgery
7. Keep focused
8. Build up cardiovascular endurance
9. Improve flexibility
10. Increase lean body mass

Just a note, I'm pretty sure Emmy as used all these excuses at least once.

Top 10 reasons not to exercise!
1. Gyms are full of annoying people.
2. Why exercise when you can take a nap.
3. You don't want to die too healthy.
4. They sell pants in size bigger-than-you-think.
5. I'm skinny compared to the rest of society anyways.
6. It feels like work.
7. It makes you sweat.
8. Scientists have found that exercise leads to death.
9. No one will see my cellulite anyways
10. Oh wait...my pizza is done....

English Muffin

For all those who may be interested, my blog homepage is now restored to its native language. :) i feel as if i should be finn from adventure time. then i could ride princess whats-her-face's rainicorn. you are invited to join in my fantasy with me if you wish. to help you do so i have included a picture of me riding this rainicorn, a picture with which i am very pleased.


p.s. i just found out that the princess is not called whats-her-face. she is called bubblegum. :)

well now

This blog is seriously lacking some Emmy.

I am currently attempting to plan out some minor details of my future. "minor" in this context probably isn't so minor.

Havanna is sleeping on my bed.

I am dressed like a hobo because all my clothes are dirty.

I don't want to go to work today.

My stomach is growling.

My hair also looks...nice.

I am going somewhere with my Romanian friend today. If I don't come back I was probably tied to a radiator and there should be a search party to find me.

My toes are cold.

Once again, this blog is lacking some serious Emmy.

Awesome quote by the one and only Emmy: who does he think he's fixing ice cream for, the pope?!

Ahoy Mateys!!

So we were walking through the grocery store when all of the sudden our brother Dallon goes "HOLY CRAP THAT WOMAN HAS A PLASTIC FACE!!! I think she's a pirate. I bet she has a pirate ship parked in the parking lot! Hey can I join your crew!!!!" so all through out the grocery store we were following said pirate woman with the plastic face. I forgot to mention that she also had an eye patch. Hence the pirate. Yeah it was hilarious and immature. Driving home we were at a 4 way stop when I look over and lo and behold there is plastic face woman in a blue car WITH an anchor flying behind her which promptly hit Dallon in the face causing him a bloody nose!! end of story. But wait...there's a picture of a pirate ship. it belongs to plastic face. I bet. No. I'm sure of it. It must be. There's no other woman on earth that would park that thing in thing in the Fred Meyer parking lot. Please note that this is an actual picture taken on site at Freddies.

i'm a french fry

Currently my blog home page is in french. I'm not really sure how this happened... I just got on and BAM! french. So i was hoping that this would post in french, cause that would be awesome. But unfortunately i dont think that is going to occur... so instead i will gift you with another story. its the story of my life. here goes: i have lots of homework... and yet... i sit here blogging away, texting bee, and eating cookies... that means that my homework and i will be the only ones awake at 1:30 in the morning. I'm pretty excited to party it up avec mon devoirs. :D (p.s. "avec mon devoirs" is french for "with my homework." that's right, i speak french!!!)

Here's to you Phillip!

This is dedicated to my favorite Emmy's boyfriend Phil. Here's to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY