My favorite name ever

this is my favorite name. the best. La-A. How do you think this name is pronounced? its la dash a. La. Dash. UH. that's almost as bad as La Fawn Duh.

It's true I did that

I did go to California without Emmy it's true. But I did call AND I did say I would bring her down there to pike hobos together. California was awesome. It was hot, and huge, and really huge. Fun times were had. On Saturday I went to a "farmers market" and also a huge mall which was sort of connected to said farmers market. It was fun. I did in fact see an Abercrombie model who looked like a tool. I wanted to take a picture for this blog but was afraid that the picture taking would inflate the already too large head of said model. I also went to see the all time greatest tourist trap which happens to be the Hollywood walk of fame and Graumans Chinese Theater. I got my picture taken my the Harry Potter kids!!! and for those who know me that is a big deal.

"I'll bring you down here and we can poke some hobos together"

Bee is in California right now. She went without me... how rude... but she has been calling me, which is nice. I just hung up the phone actually. we were talking about hobos. ligitamate hobos, in fact. ones that sleep on benches and pull out sleeping bags in parks. she has seen many down there, along with toolish abercrombie models without shirts on. i am jealous (because of the hobos she has seen, not the models). and supposedly she saw the Jonas Brothers, but i refuse to believe that (for my own good. i think that if i do believe it i will feel too jealous and never talk to bee again.) i rode horses today. thats my exciting news. so bee told me that to make my life more exciting she would fly me to california so we can go poke some hobos. my life will then be complete. thanks bee.

Emmy: 'It always comes off. that is why it was 2.99. It sucks.' bee: 'did you get it at the dollar store?!'

ha ha universe.

so I have these socks I call my lucky socks. they are mismatched but both stripped both awesome. I wear them when I feel I need a boost. anyways I wore them all this week. Thats right. I wore them Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, and today. Thursday. I just felt like I needed a boost this week. So I take them off tonight and all I get sick. is this some sort of sick joke that the universe likes to play? because I am not getting it. and I dont like to be the punch line.

song quiz

i found out today that you'll be one less lonely girl if you take the justin bieber song quiz. i think it's implying that justin himself will jump out at you and keep you company while you take the quiz. for all you justin bieber fans, (*cough cough* BEE) this could be the opportunity of a life time. if not, well then, you can stay lonely.

this is a "my life is average" moment

this is my story of the day:

i rode the bus today for the first time in a couple weeks. i walk out to the bus loading station and hop on the bus, not really thinking about what i was doing. the bus was very crowded, as it was the first day of spring sports and people were going various places. i was sitting fairly close to the back, and this girl, (probably from the same planet as gonzo, wearing strange clothing that made me relate her to a sunflower) sat down in the very last seat on the bus. she sat there (talking to herself, of course) for about 2 minutes, and then decided it would be better to come sit next to me. she sat down, taking more than her share of the seat, and asked me if i could scoot over. i wasn't aware that the seats could stretch beyond the perimeter of the bus. however, trying to be kind i scooted over as much as possible. when she was comfortably seated, and i comfortably crammed, she leaned over to introduce herself. (i didn't catch her name, i was too distracted by the smell of peanut butter that was probably soaked into her vest. i imagine her name was Gloria.) then she proceeded to talk about golf balls and how they related to her and her feelings toward a "being of the opposite sex" <--- those are the words she used in her sentence. first of all, how does she relate to golf balls? secondly, is it difficult to say "boy" or "guy," or "man," all of which are 3 letters and 7 syllables shorter than what she said. anyway, after suffering in silence for quite sometime i realized that my bus was actually the one right next us. i jumped up quickly, apologizing to Gloria, yet singing hallelujah in my mind, and ran onto my bus just in time.

i realize this is quite lengthy, but it was a bit amusing.