Friday, August 14, 2009

re-quoting myself

i used my own quote today. that sounds really stupid, but its true. this quote: "thats not even a laugh... quit choking on your own saliva!" i said it in the movie theater. well, so did bee because she heard it too. there was a man at the movies who randomly made this awful noise! it sounded like a snort so my first conclusion was that it sounded like a pig. but the more i thought about it the more whalish the noise became. i decided that it was a mating call for whogle (a mix between a whale and a hog.) oh, but the noises didnt end there! when this person laughed everyone was thinking the same thing: seal, elk, or moose? and who is killing it? then bee and i yelled, "thats not even a laugh! quit choking on your own saliva!" and all was silent.

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