Ahh classical

I am listening to some sweeto classical music right now! I'm looking for a duet to play on the piano with Bee... not as easy as it sounds. Some of these are kinda lame. Lame sauce! Except classical music is relaxing. If ever there is a day when your life feels like it just took a left turn down crappy street then go turn on some classical music, not that hard rock stuff that makes your brains want to fall out of your ears if it is turned on loud enough. No, that doesn't help on hard days. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Besides, according to this site, classical music can help electricity! How does that work? would anyone care to explain? It sounds cool, but I'm not buying it. Sorry url anonymous.

this is why I love my family

this is an anonymous comment from one cousin to another

i seriously want my check deposited in my account. or i'll call the cops.

pretty much one of the funniest things i have read.

um...ok...is it just me?

THE FAIR WAS SO WEIRD WITHOUT SHOWING ANY STINKIN ANIMALS!!!! it was odd being able to just walk around without any obligations to go feed rabbits, or scrap poop off cages, or go do judging or do herdsmanship, or sit at the uncool petting table while people come up and jab my rabbit and ask me ridiculous questions, or tell people to stop poking there dang fingers in the rabbit cages. yeah i didnt much like it. i need to become a 4-H leader or something.

miss universe 2009

oh miss universe... like miss USA isn't enough. 19-year old Stefania Fernandez takes the magnificent title home to Venezuela for the second year in a row. who has time for that? how is the universe suppose to realize that this girl is miss universe? are there people on mars just waiting to hear about the splendid girl who is named after the universe? and check out the size of her mouth!!! i wouldn't be able to open my mouth that wide if someone tried to pry it open with... prier openy thingies... but there are no pictures of her where she is bawling and fanning herself with her hand. that is too bad. i really like it when they do that! especially when miss congeniality does it! anyway, all girls that are reading this, i encourage you to try for miss universe. and dont forget to fan yourself with your hand if you cry :)

iCarly=pretty much my favorite show ever!

re-quoting myself

i used my own quote today. that sounds really stupid, but its true. this quote: "thats not even a laugh... quit choking on your own saliva!" i said it in the movie theater. well, so did bee because she heard it too. there was a man at the movies who randomly made this awful noise! it sounded like a snort so my first conclusion was that it sounded like a pig. but the more i thought about it the more whalish the noise became. i decided that it was a mating call for whogle (a mix between a whale and a hog.) oh, but the noises didnt end there! when this person laughed everyone was thinking the same thing: seal, elk, or moose? and who is killing it? then bee and i yelled, "thats not even a laugh! quit choking on your own saliva!" and all was silent.

Idahooooooooooooooooooo!

Here we are home from Idaho. That was a short trip. i sincerely hope that those quotes are enjoyed. they are pretty much hilarious in my opinion! Shout out goes to my cousin Camille who wins the best cousin award because she reads this blog and because she votes for my picture daily thereby single-handedly trying to secure me money for college. thats more than the rest of you can say. Go Camille! so Idaho was pretty awesome. played some b-ball, bought some stuff, ate some food, and hung out with some family. good times.

Its not even a laugh...stop choking on your own saliva.

Its not even a laugh...stop choking on your own saliva.

That was a strange happening...

Milk makes you thirstier than any other beverage!

He spoiled his trousers because he fell over cow dung!

We are crossing the gobi river here in a minute...

Hello. This is emmy right now. Bee is driving and is doing a dandy job of it. The fam has been snoozing it up in the back seats while bee and i have been having a jolly time in the front. Enjoy some of the good quotes we used on our journey!

Look look! A soil cone!

snarky!

Oregon is the land of eternal road work

You're not the only one that can hare it home you sad little man!

Yes, i would like to announce that i work in a dirt factory for a living.

I mistook that young lad for a teddy bear.

We have been slugging it all the way home and yet the truck behind us seems to want to hare it home. Good luck with that semi man!

Emmy just scared a semi truck driver with her face

This is the soundtrack of my life.

What are you, a jerk?

Waiting in a nasty long in walmart i came up with some conclusions: 1. I would marry Colin Firth even though he is older than my dad. 2. I need to learn a forgien language so that i can talk in stores and people cant understand me and 3. Retarded people work at walmart

Waiting in a nasty long in walmart i came up with some conclusions: 1. I would marry Colin Firth even though he is older than my dad. 2. I need to learn a forgien language so that i can talk in stores and people cant understand me and 3. Retarded people work at walmart

I miss my sister Emmy. Listening to mamma mia today was terrible without her. And i just got really sick at work. Gross.

I just saw a strange man get arrested on the way to work. Huh...

while there was no title for unexcitement, there cannot be a title for writing about pure awesomeness

i went to the river three times this week. in a row. i think that would be my good luck for next week. all three times i went with two of my best friends, Melissa and Dom. the first time it was just us three. that was a completely wicked adventure! fun fun! the second time it was us three plus Jason, who is my new best friend because we had a rock fight and bashed our "friendship triangle." and i tackled him in the river, resulting in him trying to drown me after i jumped off the wall. the third time it was melissa, dom, bee, and me and a bunch of other people who joined us there after about 20 minutes. on thursday i realized that dom smells very very good. so i stole his shirt. melissa stole his shirt on thursday, and i stole his shirt again on saturday. hehe. yep, so all three times were pure awesomeness. which is why this did not have a title.

there cannot be a title for lack of excitement

i am dreading this week. girls camp... ugh. everyone at church is all yippidy about it, but i am not. "yay i love girls camp its so much fun!" -every girl there (except me). "yay, why dont you just throw a brick at my head, cover me in applesauce, and tie me to a fish that will be soon eaten by a shark?" -me. that is my bad attitude eating me alive again. when i was packing i think i forgot to put my happy face in my bag. everyone might see my unenthused face, which would make every living girl at church hate me. i suppose i should pack my good attitude... for everyone elses sake of course.

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So i think I almost died in church today. At least if I died there I would be guaranteed a spot in heaven. Seriously though it almost happened. I was hungry and the room was stifling hot, and i was tired but also fidgety at the same time. Woo glad that's over.

So today was pretty much a good day

And now I am falling asleep writing this dang blog. I look like i got attacked by a wicked tiger. Fo reals yo. it was pretty much an epic fight and i am sad you missed it. First the tiger struck my arm and it was very upsetting so i poked him with a stick. then he got down right angry and threw his left paw at my knee, claws out and everything. You jerk tiger. No really though despite the wicked tiger attack it was a good day. Kayak, river, soccer, jumping from things at the river, fruit leather, more fruit leather, yogurt pretzels, MIB, delicious watermelon, losing my keys at the beach while kayaking, having Kyle find my keys at the beach while kayaking, and driving a stick shift for the third time in my entire life. I could die now and be happy. and i might because i am so tired.