freakin orange!

this weekend i went to camp. a lovely experience, dont get me wrong. but oddly enough i came back looking like a fool. let me make this easier for you to picture. say i went to a high spirited football game (at this point it would be okay to assume that the football team color is red). oh dear, it looks like i forgot to paint half of my face red! a bad analagy, i know, but the moral of my story is, if you are sitting in the sun for three hours, and the sun is on the left side of you, dont forget to put sunscreen on the left half of your body or you will look like the beginning of a checkerboard. oh, and dont forget. when the time comes dont wear an orange shirt or it will look like someone got hungry and decided to PEAL AN ORANGE!! yes, its true.