a little bit of heaven

oh billy brown lived an ordinary life. 2 kids, a dog, and a precautionary wife! everything was going according to plan, then billy brown fell in love with another man!
suckin too hard on a lollipop, o, love's gonna get you down. momma told me what i should know, too much candy gonna rot your soul. if she loves you, let her go! cause love only gets you down.
these are only two of the great lines of lyrics from those fantastic songs that we just rocked the house down with. its true, you should have seen it. those were some rockin moves, not gonna lie.

freakin orange!

this weekend i went to camp. a lovely experience, dont get me wrong. but oddly enough i came back looking like a fool. let me make this easier for you to picture. say i went to a high spirited football game (at this point it would be okay to assume that the football team color is red). oh dear, it looks like i forgot to paint half of my face red! a bad analagy, i know, but the moral of my story is, if you are sitting in the sun for three hours, and the sun is on the left side of you, dont forget to put sunscreen on the left half of your body or you will look like the beginning of a checkerboard. oh, and dont forget. when the time comes dont wear an orange shirt or it will look like someone got hungry and decided to PEAL AN ORANGE!! yes, its true.

ummmm....ok?

Ok weird things happened today. Driving home from home Bellingham there was this giant truck with an oddly wrapped package in the back and Brittany goes: hey what is that? and I said: Ummmm it looks like a bike. and Brittany goes: it looks like a lady stretched in freedom. At this point we drove past the truck with the oddly wrapped package and at the same time go: WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!!!! IT'S A GIANT DEER!!! the antlers were probably the size of my bedroom. and they were the odd things poking out of the packing. I expected to see something like that in Montana or Colorado or Wyoming, but really Washington?

eh?

i dont recall that song! maybe i need to listen to some more mika and become more learned in the area of his lyrics! i was actually expecting this: (odd indian accent) same day i find place for wedding, same day, when i warnt married, what happened? he went and married another girl. i cant walk, like God took my legs. how he married different lady, i dont believe.
that is all i would like to share. you know what comes next but if you would like me to continue, please, just let me know!

I am just blown away...

...by our awesomeness!!!!

Tasty, tasty...

First off:
1. I never steal your socks because mine are safety pinned together so I know which ones are mine. AND
2. You lie about me never letting you drive the car.

i would much rather not drink either dishwasher soap or eat soap, but I guess if it really came down to it I would eat a bar of soap. as long as i got to pick which soap it was! i could imagine that drinking dishwasher soap taste sort of like drinking pee which i really don't ever want to experience.

ok you have to respond to these lyrics:
You got a dangerous obsession
Now i'm in need of some protection
that was never my intention
used to love me now you hate me

say i drove you crazy
if i did you made me
wont somebody save me from you now?

randomly obnoxious acts

there are probably a number of reasons why i would want to punch someone as delightful as you, bee. i'll make a list:
1. just to say that i have the guts to do it!
2. because sometimes when you get mad not even a mad cow would want to be around you
3. sometimes you steal my socks.
4. i am jealous of your piano skills
5. you have nicer clothes than me sometimes. and i want them.
6. you never draw me cool pictures of dinos anymore
7. you dont let me drive the car!!!
thats about all i can think of at this point. dont worry though, if i come up with some more i will be sure to add them on the list!


Bee: would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing soap?

this List this List!!!

About 19 Things to do before I die:

1. Become a UFC fighter.
2. go para sailing
3. jello wrestle in a small kiddie pool
4. climb the water tower again and eat push-up pops on top
5. go to London and dance in the rain
6. kayak the Rio Grand
7. ride on the back of an ultra hot motorcycle with and ultra hot man driving
8. trek around the world with only the things I can fit in a small backpack
9. do a legit joust. the whole 9 yards horse, suit of armor, giant wooden sticks...
10. develop my Hero powers and bend the time space continuum
11. drive a Bugatti Veyron 'is for fun
12. tag team with Nacho and Eskeleto
13. invent an air freshener that is a mixture of Reeses Pieces, nasty chicken, dirty socks, vanilla lotion and Logan air. So pretty much college air.
14. smash a guitar on stage after a rockin concert
15. have Josh Groban on speed dial
16. participate in an Iron Man race
17. weave a purse on a loom
18.live in a tree house
19. punch Tom, Katie, and Suri Cruise all in the face

Emmy: why would you want to punch me?

Tube socks

currently i am wearing clothes that consist of jean shorts and a sport fishing t-shirt. this is not my favorite outfit but it most definitely comfy! my favorite outfit is quite interesting, actually. this is how the outfit came to be: once upon a time i was walking around the house. at the time i was wearing pj shorts, which probably revealed not only my knees, but most of my thighs. i walked past the couch and at that moment spotted my socks! socks, i might add, are an extremely important part of my wardrobe. i have about 50 thousand pairs of silly knee highs, toe socks, and more. anyway, the socks that i came by were hot pink, knee high, and stripped! i put them on. they looked hot with my shorts. i continued wandering the house and suddenly my yellow sweatshirt was in front of me. i put that on as well. as time went on i found my black necklace, my orange gloves, and to complete the outfit, a bright blue ribbon for my hair. so, it came to pass that this was my favorite outfit: pj shorts, bright funky socks, yellow sweatshirt, black necklace, orange gloves, and blue ribbon. the end.


bee, write about 19 things to do before you die.

to Start this Off

To start this blog I am writing about the random things that happened to me today.

1. I walked outside to get the car and go to work when I suddenly noticed that my car was absolutely covered in bird poop. It was disgusting. And when I say covered I really mean covered.

2. This little 3 year old was reading a spider book at work when she yells "SPIDERS POOP!!!" Stella in response yells "DUH EVERYBODY POOPS!" apparently Stella is getting good use out of her potty training books.

3. These two little girls looked at me and said "you have something on your face" and started poking me. What they didn't know is that it is called skin.

4. I found out that my sister-in-law is having a girl. Her name shall be Havanna Jeanne.

5. My sister-in-law and I stood in front of the cabbages for a full 5 minutes debating the differences between green and purple cabbages when it comes to making egg rolls before calling my mom to decide for us.

6. I paid .13 cents for a single carrot.

Yep. That was the day today. They don't always get this good, I just got lucky today.