Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Bless you

About six-o-clock this evening I was hit with a sudden allergy attack. It got ugly very quickly. Sneezing, runny nose. The whole shabang. Luckily Emmy's boyfriend happened to be over and also got hit with this massive allergy. So here we are in the kitchen, to big snerds, pulling strange faces while trying to have a conversation and not sneeze on each other. We're gross. And awesome. And right now I have a bed covered in Kleenex and a computer that needs to be sanitized.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Babies.

I was holding a baby at church. This baby likes me. I had a baby eater try to take this baby from me. Obviously I did not sacrifice this darling baby to the baby eater. I believe this baby will be eternally grateful. Even though the baby eater was upset.

Sabbath

I have homework to finish. Yet I have been reminded that I should not do homework on Sunday. Therefore, I will leave my homework unfinished and not study for my test that is tomorrow. Also, I will tell Mr. Bare that it was against my religion to do this homework and study for this test, and I will automatically get an A because he is not allowed to fail me for my religion. Thank you.

Bee's joke

Bee: "If blood is thicker than water, then what is thicker than blood?"
Me: "mud. molasses. your skull."
Bee: "No. Fondue cheese!!"

Of course it's fondue cheese. Who wouldn't think of that?

English Lesson

The correct way of spelling "grateful" reminds me of the word "grapefruit."

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Dear Emmy

Please Blog. We miss you.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

What else do I have to do?

So here I am at 10:26 p.m. sitting in my closet (which is actually my tiny room which I call the closet) doing absolutely nothing. A logical person might go to sleep. Alas, I am not logical. I have ventured back into the state of Washington but have done nothing since my return on Sunday. I am just lazy and tired. And tired and lazy. However, I am getting motivated enough to have a bombin zoo date with some of my favorite people which of course includes my darling dear sister Emmy and my baby sister Sippy Sue. I'm sure a fun time will be had by all. And now I must bid farwell to you blog for I am going to sleep. Talk to you soon.