hey hey hey

Hilo. my computer is dead again and so I am writing this on a stolen computer. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew I wasnt dead.

What NOT to wear...

While pregnant...
unless you're Big Bird...

To the Prom...

While wrestling an alligator...

While hunting...

To the Renaissance fair...

on your wedding day...

to the beach...

heartattack... on a bun

This makes Phil's mouth water. It made me vomit a little.

oh ye hypnotist

Today I had the pleasure of walking all the way from my high school to the middle school to meet my mother there. For those of you who may not know, it's all the way across town. Anyway as I was walking down the street I unsuspectingly ran into some strange man who was speaking a different language to himself and smoking... at the same time. It was quite muffled. That's why I do not know his language. Anyway I continued down the street and I was followed by this man. He then started singing crazy songs... He got up really close to me and sang... to me. I'm pretty sure it was a song that was supposed to throw me into a stupor and put me unto some sort of trance. Neither of those things occurred... mostly because he was very out of tune. It was a fun experience to be serenaded though.

the life and times.

I am a domestic goddess! I just made 4 dozen cupcake shaped treats that include cupcakes themselves and blueberry muffins. Up next: coffee cake muffins. THEN: cleaning! that's next on this domestics list, cleaning the apartamento para inspections tomorrow because my roommates are super lame and not here! yep. cleaning and baking away. I'm such a great great person. Haha also funny story. Today I was sitting at the bus stop while it was pouring down rain and at this specific bus stop a rando homeless dude just chills with his shopping cart pretty much always. And he also talks to himself non-stop. He pretty much just blabbers on and on and on. Sooo anyways, today some visitors from the Philippines were sitting next to me asking me how public transportation works. All of the sudden this homeless dude stands up and goes "JUST LIKE IN THE CARTOONS WHEN THE CHARACTERS HEAD DOES THIS!!!" and then sat down again. Poor visiting Filipinos now scared for life. however, I must add that is relatively normal for that man. He's a strange one. Gotta love Anaheim.

oh hair.

I have a dilemma. I have crazy hair. My hair is always crazy no matter how much work I put into it! I have perpetually messy hair. My friend (and equipment manager) Mr. Mike Segobia tells me it is a legitimate look called "rock star" so we're going with that. However, others might call this look messy, unkept, or tomboyish. All of the above are applicable.

Word Puzzle

Figure this out. I will dub thee a genius.

I have 7 letters. My first 2 letters stand for a boy. My first 3 letters stand for a girl. My first 4 letters stand for a brave boy. And all my letters stand for a brave girl. What am I?

My mom told me the answer when I couldn't figure it out. I felt silly.

FRENCHIE

This is what we do in french class.
http://christophemae.free.fr/videos.html

Trust me, it's very french (not including the British flag thrown in) and very... catchy. Translation:

Crazy crazy crazy, it makes me crazy, tell me where i'll go with you
crazy crazy cause i'm madly crazy for you
crazy crazy crazy, it makes me crazy to have messed with you
crazy crazy, cause i'm madly crazy for you.

that's the chorus. pretty much the french eye-candy christophe is crazy. And in this video there is no doubt about that...

p.s. i translated that myself. :) i'm awesome.