talented folks talented folks step right up!

Tomorrow my friend and roommate Melanie is auditioning for American Idol! I'm really really excited for her. However, they are trying to convince me to audition as well. This will not be happening. I sing in the shower, in the car, in the kitchen, on a random stage, in a crowd of strangers, into the handle of brooms, on picnic tables and in the middle of grocery stores but not in American Idol auditions. First of all, those things are phony, and secondly I don't have a sluty pop voice, and thirdly, me auditioning would be torture for the judges and a form of public humiliation for me. Yeah, let me know about auditions for anything else but not that terrible show.

Hypocrite...

Today I discovered something ironic. As I was walking with my best friend Melissa, we were complaining about how we have no friends, and no one to hang out with in the mornings. As we were saying this, we were avoiding all of our friends because we didn't want to talk to them or hang out with them. We are losers.

The beginning of a poem I haven't finished.

I wish I was a writer so I could write the world in love.

I wish I was a singer so I could sing the world to peace.

I wish I was a model so I could show the world the truth.

I wish a was a leader so I could lead the world to right.

I wish I was a poet so I could write the world a song.

I'm friends with Alice in Wonderland. or, I will be soon anyway.

That's right fools.

I bought a Mickey Mouse watch.

I love Josh Groban. With my whole heart.

Dun Dun Dun.

Tomorrow is the day when all the demons of the world will get together and form unpractical practices on the rest of the nation. This day is called the first day of school. I swear this ^ is all true. Too bad i'm only going to witness 2 hours of it. The rest of the day i will be with my birthday crown. and cake.

Is it me?

I realized something today journal, all my old high school friends are getting engaged and starting families. Am I missing something journal? Is it me? And here I am about to turn 30 and I'm not any closer to being married than I was when I started.

I'm listening to Beauty and the Beast. This Disney thing is really getting to my head. However, I love it.

Quote of the week

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I let you sleep on my floor, I let you use my favorite pillow, I let you use my razor! And this is what you do? insult me on a publicly viewed site? Fine. Sure, it has been quite some time since my last blog. I apologize. but here i am blogging again. So enough with the unwanted attitude, bee. :) oh hey, guess what? i'm celebrating my birthday very soon!! its a big birthday, too! WOOH! also, here is another shout out to you bee. thanks for the wicked awesome shirt from DISNEYLAND!

EMMY SUCKS AT BLOGGING!!!!