OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

If you wanna see the funniest thing ever almost check out the freak out video down there<. it also made my week better. i laughed so hard i fell off my chair.

stinker of a week

This (end part) (wednesday and thursday i guess) week has been terrible. BBBBBBBBLLLLLLARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!! i dont understand why college has to be so difficult. sure sure let the classes be difficult. i mean we are supposed to learn. but why does paying for college and and credits and transcripts and stinking majors have to be so difficult?! is this some sort of test i am not passing!?!? i dont understand!! but i did hold Havanna yesterday and got a Mika cd which made the week exponentially better by far.

my skills

this is a list of my skills/talents, decided by bee and myself:

1. stirring

2. drizzling

3. wheel barrow pushing

4. distinguishing bedrooms

5. vandalizing

i think thats about all we have come up with... but i gotta say, i feel much blessed to have these wonderful talents on my hands...

kidnapped!!!

today i was kidnapped by two bafoons who carried me out of french class, shoved me in the back of their car, played some very loud and annoying music, and forced me to eat nacho thingies at taco bell!!!! aaah!!! then, when i finally got home, one of them stole my french workbook and wrote GERMAN words all over!!! they ate my food, threw candy corn at me, and braided my hair poorly... :( kidnapping is illigal. dont do it. :D

babies

I love Havanna Jean. she is a beautiful, precious little angel. i am so glad she is a baby and not a toddler. a toddler blinded me today. and called me ugly.... :/ toddlers have no feelings.

Baby times...

Pretty much I witnessed a miracle today when my little niece was born! the girl is a perfect angel.

Once again..

Continuing with random personal hygiene items. Puffy fluffs. really?

blog worthy moment. Some woman came up to me at rei and had me compare the length of 2 of the same exact coat and then said how to do you know when i picked the winning coat

Emmy: dads washing the car windows. Its raining outside... Huh.

We got the frozen toast application toaster!!

Emmy: why does this toaster have frozen toast setting? Do people freeze their toast or is it just frozen bread? Why would you toast bread and then freeze it?!

muahahahaha

Because would anyone buy it if it was irritating?!

Ummm

the house of terror was very cool. very very cool. i screamed a lot. my throat still hurts. legendary clown with chainsaw still has a negative effect. it is still scary. so are little creepy dudes that crouch in the door way so you cant pass unless you walk an inch away from them. aah.

haunted house

bee just told me she had to urinate. it reminded me to pee before i go to the haunted house. yep, thats about all i gots to say.

HAHAHAHAHA

<---- look at those vidoes down there (my arrow doesnt point diagonal, but its supposed to be pointing to the freak out videos.) there are some new ones. that boy will never get married. sad sad.

anyone, anyone?

Hey. So what did you think of drama boy? pretty attractive. pretty darn irritating. pretty short. pretty good at acting. pretty good at being annoying. pretty nice smile. its a good thing we only have like 7 more weeks together. i dont know how much of him i could handle.

Sexiest of '09

who was named planet's pretty woman? i admit, it was me. please, no flash photography.

the awesomest person in the world

emmy is the greatest person on the planet. no one amount to the awesomeness that she illuminates. no one can even come close to the swiftness she posseses

I just witnessed one of the nastiest things ever: solid milk. I picked up this sippy cup held my breath and dumped it out and no joke it came out as one piece of solid nasty who knows how old milk. If it was up to me i would just throw away the whole cup. No amount of washing would ever be good enough.

zzz. snore

i am so sleepy. me and bee rock at singing carolina. lady danville in general we rock at. but we are not as rockin as lady danville themselves. i am so sleepy. did i already say that? oh. well i am. it is 7 o'clock. just 2 more hours till bed time. i almost fell asleep on kyle today. good thing i didnt. he probably would have drawn on me or something. haha. we are making a ghost video. i am soooo excited. "I feel a presence!!!"