woahahahahawwaahh.

I dont know what the above word is supposed to say. ummm...so why are people cranky? it bugs me. a lot. i dont know what i am writing. HJHFSKLANHSKJLVNKJLSNKJLA. school is sometimes bothersome. i cant wait until i am done. guess what? time for GHOST MADNESS 2009!!!!

take a hobo to dinner.

bravo. leaves me speachless.

If I had one day left to live:

first I would give away all my money (except like $100) and get rid of all my things so no one else would have too. then I would do everything I always wanted to do but never did. For example, i would go streaking, and find a hobo and take him to dinner, and pretty much anything else that I felt like doing.

You shirtless potatoe!

Mika is in his underwear.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid31358080001?bclid=3350291001&bctid=30959126001

check this out. this man is the most skinniest, most awesome man in the history of crazy sounds. i loves it lots. just remember: we are golden. always.

I would just like to share this picture with the world. Isn't it great? Isn't she great?

SWIFT!

"what'd you say about subaru's?" "i said swift! like swift subaru! swift as in sweet subaru! sweet! swift! swift exlamation point!!!!" its close, you get the point im trying to put across. bee is hilarious when it comes to yelling at creepy men.

who can answer my question?

so: how does a dead baby cross the road? ya... i heard that today and almost fell off my stool in chemistry. its so ridiculous. sorry for that random tidbit. it was quite humorous at the time.

p.s. if the baby is dead it makes it completley unable to willingly cross the road. on their own of course. now if someone threw it across the road... or drop kicked it... ok no more.

some people.

ok really? some people are just retarded and i am thinking it might be hereditary. really. really? really! did that seriously just happen? yeah i think it might have just happened? wait...really!?!?!

oh the things we say whilest cleaning rabbit cages

today we were talking about ugly bugs that could possibly burrow inside the tiny little pellets so when we take out the pellets the bugs attack! bee said, "when we put the pellets into our... pellet machine it eats up the bugs!" what the heck is a pellet machine bee? care to explain? i think she was talking about the pellet stove. but it was funny.

Mom:Yes they are big creatures

Breanne:There were 3 huge racoons that just crossed the road! They are small dogs!

One step in the right direction!

so i started it by saying "hey, can you pass this forward please?" and smiling. today was a big day because he turned to me and said "hey, want me to hand your paper forward?" that was a big deal to me. i said "yes please! thanks!" and smiled again. we are making progress here :) that story was for you bee, i thought you might want to hear it. i will tell of much larger progress when the time comes. plus i am not shy at all. today i made 3 new friends. yesterday i made 2. tomorrow i will make many more. yay me. oh, plus plus. chocolate pudding does not taste ok with fishie crackers. no. pretzels is a much better choice. ok thats all.

I'm gonna borrow a line here

I keep hearing the ghost in the attic making noises. Let me just say when i find you itsa ova!!!!

Some people...

It's true Ems some people are just plain awkward. like hot tub texting guy. or that guy...sick a gigantor spider outside my window just caught a gigantor fly. and now he is eating it. um anyways, as I was saying, or that guy who intentionally makes things awkward just for the sake of being awkward. EDDIE MOORE!!!! thats you.

people are awkward

it is hilarious to tell people they are awkward. especially if its true because then they dont know what to say back so they say something else awkward to prove the point! haha. but seriously, its so weird talking to them...

Its an indian summer.

I am mean,

I accidentally swore at a babe today. i felt bad. all i wanted was for him to stop crying so i could focus of three other crying babes.

september 9th!

its been a while. huh. well i am sitting here with my birthday crown on... well i was until sydni took it off my head! ok, she put it back. thats good. anyway, school starts tomorrow. sophmore year! i'm kind of scared, but excited at the same time. i have a lot of friends that are coming into the highschool as freshman and i get to make fun of them!! just like my junior friends made fun of me my freshman year. i will call them names and bully them and not give them any information about school!!! i will be the meanest sophmore of them all!!!!! muahahahaha!!! my freshman friends should not be given any special treatment!!! ..... ok i will be nice to them... i still get called sophty by my junior friends. not nice. *sniff* on the bright side! i am 15 today!!!! yipee! ok, good bye friends.

This is an odd moment. I am sitting in my car with my mom in the dark watching the fair lights and listening to Josh Grobans Awake. The two dont really mix but they sort of describe my life at the same time.