drip, drop, drip, drop...

That is the sound of me melting because it is so stinkin hot outside. All of me is just melting away into nothingness. or its evaporating. I don't know which. Melt, melt, melty melt. There I go!!

snaggletooth!

Is Snaggletooth a name? Because last night my little sister got all upset and started bawling her eyes out because Bee called her Snaggletooth. I was a wee bit confused so I said, "she yelled snaggletooth! that's not even a name, just a bizzare word!!" and my dad said we were making fun of her because we had a low self esteem. As if yelling Snaggletooth is gonna boost the esteem level any. And i had to apoligize to sydni for participating in her humiliation. Bee's apology wasn't very sincere because she was laughing her head off the whole time. Way to go Bee.

Things get a little scary.

So yesterday my friend Paul totally hit a pedestrian. yeah it was pretty scary because he texted me right after it happened. Weird part is that spencer goes and blames me for the accident because i was talking to Paul. Excuse me. not at the time i wasn't! I was at the river from approximately 3:07 p.m. to 5:26 p.m. during which time i did not have my phone and was certainly not texting for I was covered in water and sand and muck. yeah so take that mr.smarty pants.

Guess who went to the river?

I did not jump off the bridge. I wasn't planning on jumping off the bridge. But after watching people jump off the bridge, I decided it looked like a thrill! I was not too far away when I watched them jump. I should have been helping Ashlee, who was pulled under by the current. But I got distracted when I heard a "WOOHOO" and looked over to see a flying man who landed under the water not far from me. hmm. It was odd.

Buahahahaha...I love working with kids.

Ok so today the funniest thing ever happened. Pernille was sitting at the table talking about her upcoming trip to New York City and Denmark when she goes "there's this candy called boobs, like (pointing to her chest) like boobs!" ok. that actually happened. after trying my hardest not to pee my pants from laughter I told her we shouldn't talk like that at school. too late. by this time a whole room full of 3 to 5 year olds were having a great conversation about boobs including one girl who turned to her neighbor and goes "can i see your boobs?" ha ha kids I love you!!!

Here's another story.

Once upon a time there was me. Bee. And Bee hated traffic almost more than anything in the world. i hate just sitting in parking lot traffic when you know very well that it does not take 1 whole hour to drive a drive which normally takes about 30 minutes. On a happier note... I love my job! There is this little girl that came up to Nani (the other lady who teaches) and goes "when i lived in Russia I used to poop in the front yard without clothes on!!!" Ok ok back up! I know for a fact that you never lived in Russia and i certainly hope you wouldn't poop in the front yard with your clothes on. crack me up. i want some wheat thins.

Wanna hear a story?

Here's the story: my friend Caylin had belly button surgery. uh-oh! Apparently she had it a couple weeks ago and the shock of the surgery was too much for her to handle, putting her in a coma for a week. I went over to see if she was okay, and the sound of my voice woke her up from the coma. That's the story. Here is how we used the story. We discovered a TextFree thing on Caylin's ipod so we texted Dom. The conversation wasn't moving along too quickly so we jazzed it up a bit by telling him that story. He believed it! For a while anyway, but he was having a hard time believing that she was in a coma... ya, what fool goes into a coma because of belly button surgery? caylin does.

Life as I know it

Life as I know it was almost snatched from beneath me! See, I woke up at 6:30am to go look at some tide pools at the beach. It was very cool, except for the fact that the fam forgot to mention all the billions of starfish underneath my feet! They were all just sitting there waiting for me to make one wrong move, and fall into a hole full of starfish where I would be eaten alive... I shall learn to be more cautious in the future.

Once again...WE ROCK!!!

Me and Emmy on our crazy trip to the Hoh Rainforest on the Washington Peninsula. See how awesome we are? Do you see that? Plus look how fantastic we look while we are camping! You never would have guessed we were camping would you?

WWWEEEEEEEEKKKKEEEENNNNDDDDD!!!

Wow. awesome weekend. I love the fam so much. we are hilarious. I am so glad that Nessy decided to relocate her homeland to the Pacific Northwest. Its much better. And also all my time spent on Indian Reservations has cemented my opinion that I am part Native American. QUESTION: has Stephenie Meyer ever actually been to Forks? that place as Spencer lovingly stated "is a butt hole" so why in the world would anyone voluntarily write a story that takes place there? plus the way she described it is nothing like how it actually is. Plus there was a hobo running down the street without pants. I found a peg leg, I found a peg leg!!! he he.

And I quote.

Dude Nick you sound like such a man right now and not a little boy!!!

Blahahahaha

I HATE FOLDING LAUNDRY!! just thought I would throw that out there. Hate it with a flaming passion. I also hate the smell of my feet right now. Like foot sweat and dirt and rubber. I dunno where the rubber came from but they smell weird. Ok today I was driving a Suburban through the parking lot at Fred Meyers going like 5 mph. Anyways this old dumb lady totally walks out in the road without looking where shes going and from behind a giant truck and then freaks out when I had to stop pretty fast. I think she probably peed her pants. But then she gave me this death glare like it was my fault. I was thinking seriously lady, you're about to die anyways so are you trying to get it over with quicker? Stupid old lady...

street streaking

Today I was in the house and my mom comes in and yells "MIKAELA!!! come outside and do something worthwhile! you are almost 15, you need to do something with your life!" What the heck am I supposed to do? So I went outside, rode a scooter through my neighborhood (it can't get any better than that, right?), ran through the sprinkler with Bee, and then this was decided: I shall go streaking! What is streaking, one might ask? Well, good question, seeming as I didn't know either. But this is a brief explanation. Take off all your clothes and run around!! HAHA! Brilliant, right? It was agreed that I could keep my underwear on, because we do have small children for neighbors. So, yes. As soon as it is dark enough to be called night, that is what will be happening at my house. What a great thing to do with life...